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neature vs norture
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neature vs norture
@chionogirl
you’re disrespecting a future mother of 8
Joined February 2023
- Two year old is in complete denial that her grandpa is my dad. She gets so mad if I tell her
- My husband has a cold and he’s talking about the future like a man dying in battle “I’m gunna heal up and smoke us some ribs, doesn’t that sound nice? Some smoked ribs just like we used to have in the spring. Me and you. I’m gonna get better.”
- My cousin posted on FB asking for advice to stop her toddler from biting. There are 5 comments— 4 mothers said they bite their kids back and 1 mother said she puts hot sauce on her toddler’s tongue if he bites omg
- Replying to @OogooBogginsThat’s disgusting abuse. A baby should be nowhere near a renaissance fair.
- My husband’s family thinks I’m an amazing cook (I am) but I just use butter and salt and they do not.
- Replying to @BoyarDaughterBeautiful/ugly is a topic in my house right now. Been saying “Well I’m beautiful and I made you, so you are beautiful too. All my daughters are beautiful because they came from me and I’m very beautiful!” They seem to accept this as fact.
- My husband asked if he could help me with anything today and I said it would be great to get the house vacuumed. This man did the most thorough vacuum I’ve ever seen. Every piece of furniture was moved, rugs cleaned and lifted, under the beds suctioned, hidden corners reached
- Imagine being 2 years old and you’re hungry. Your mom just left the room. No one is around. You push your little chair over to the counter and discover a beautiful display of fresh, juicy, red strawberries!! You take a single bite of each and every one. Life is good.
- I made meatball subs last night with frozen meatballs and jarred sauce and store bought hoagies and pre sliced provolone and my husband and in-laws kept saying how amazing dinner was
- bone broth?? oh you mean skeleton soup
- Last night my 2yo slept in a big girl bed for the first time. This morning my 4yo made the beds without being asked and came and told her sister “I made your big girl bed because I love you and I’m proud of you” Parenting pay day right now 😭🥹
- Right before she fell asleep, my 3 year old said “tomorrow I’m going to practice my new scream in the living room”