Violence is NOT the answer. The answer is *opens history book*
uh oh
*frantically starts flipping through pages*
uh oh. oh no. no no no. uh oh
Vivian
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Vivian
@suchnerve
90s Millennial who had unsupervised Internet access in 2008, and grew up to be a polarizing deviant leftist autistic woman dual-wielding shitposting & sincerity
not a bit! i’m just like this.
Joined October 2008
- this is how you tell the difference between laziness and executive dysfunction btwi even procrastinate things i actually want to do
- god i love womengod i hate my girlfriend
- “boys will be boys” should refer to stuff like thistoday i saw a group of 15 teenage boys hanging out after school in the whole foods cafe and every single one of them was eating their own personal rotisserie chicken
- “MY ANXIETY ISN’T *THAT* BAD” STARTER PACK 1. leg bouncing 2. picking at your lips 3. walking very quickly 4. having two modes: GOTTA GO & WHY I SO TIRED 5. peeing! lots of peeing 6. [new notification comes in] GOTTA READ THAT N O W 7. “am i being annoying??” 8. “they hate me”
- the way this isn’t even a joke or exaggeration
- just saw a bi person explain why they’re single by saying “women deserve better than me and i deserve better than a man”
- never stops being darkly funny to me that doctors struggle to diagnose autism while a 12-year-old bully can do it in 10 seconds flat
- i keep seeing this pic and i REALLY hope it’s not what it looks like
- i love when confused animals tilt their heads to see whether the thing makes more sense at 30°Replying to @AMAZlNGNATUREA woman gave a hungry fox food and he came back with friends. 🦊
00:00 - that CEO getting popped was only 62 days ago btw
- “Apolitical”? “Man”? In 2025?? Oh sir I know what you are
In 1983, 50 companies controlled 90% of the U.S. media market. That number is now down to 5.
