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Tech Developer-Unemployed. Hortence’s papa. Here for the dimensional merge and templeOS user arg heckin larp, person of size boxing enjoyer Sektur's pet Schizo
- My name is Gonzalo Lira and I am one of the faces of these Twitter layoffs. It’s not a joke guys im a person. I coach little league. I go on walks with my wife. I am a drone hobbies. I helped design that little flag for Ukraine. For what? Baffling. #OneTeam #lovewhereyouworked
- I told my little son Horntence that daddy might not have a job tomorrow. He said “Daddy, why don’t the one percent understand that their actions have consequences that ripple out or don’t they care.” He’s four years old. He has to see his daddy cry. #OneTeam #lovewhereyouworked
- Replying to @GreenTextRepostlet this be a lesson to everyone, women LOVE to be approached on public transit!
- Replying to @GreenTextRepost"I have a candle that smells like your wife's pussy"
- Replying to @fasc1nateI think it’s so brave that that man became gay just to save his fren.
- This is lead partition engineer Gunter “Big Man” McPhee. He was beaten half to death last year protecting two other Twitter Employees from Maga Chuds and requires constant pain management medication. FIRED. Health insurance and insulin? Gone. WOW. #OneTeam #lovewhereyouworked
- Replying to @OrwellNGoode>Mormons >board game challenge How was getting baptized?
- Replying to @katienotopouloswe had a teacher who married an ex student and also used to put all the busty students in front. yep. every school
- Replying to @MaS4sH1 and @LumpyTheCookIt’s crazy how much more playable Z is when it’s a fucking movie game
- Replying to @courtysnorty @duckmesillybaby and @WomenPostingLsWell yeah but usually that’s the priest doing that I don’t mean family business
- Replying to @GreenTextRepost and @chiasseCoulanteevery single one of these lately: >the gayest thing ever written >the second gayest thing ever written >the fourth gayest thing ever written >then we played fallout new vegas >the third gayest thing ever written >pic unrelated (it's two men making out) (space) anons am I gay?




