Obnoxious smelly coworker at my new job started pestering me about what video games I play so I just told him “Blops 6, 2K, MLB, Madden” and he stopped talking to me. Works like a charm every time.
Lumpy
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- What is this genre of post where people take the explicit point of a film and present it as some kind of bespoke revelation
- This is probably what all video games look like to old peopleAI games are going to be amazing (sound on)
00:00 - So some guy stealth recorded Stan Lee getting elder-abused for several years, told nobody about it, did nothing with it, and then waited several more years until setting up a Kickstarter to crowdfund the release of it. Am I reading that right
- I love whenever real candid videos have the exact setup and payoff of a 40s cartoon gagthey decided to launch a $20,000 agriculture drone from an active road
00:00 - The obsession with maximum graphical output and high fidelity is actually making games look and perform worse💀 Until Dawn ⏳ 🦋 2015 vs. 2024 🦌
00:00 - You must admit it is pretty funny that the most expensive film franchise on the planet is being run like a floundering daytime soap opera on its 27th season
Men loving showing you a YouTube video. It feels so good for them- Sony having a decade-long nine-figure live service project crash and burn harder than anything it has ever released, only to have the last remnant of Japan Studio’s team casually drop the most acclaimed first-party PlayStation title in years immediately after, is too good#AstroBot is the highest-rated standalone video game of the year 🎮 OpenCritic — 95 Metacritic — 94
00:00 - gaining Bloodborne insight each time I find out where a soyjak variant was traced from
- David Lynch turned down a voice role for Disney to be in this show insteadRest in piece to Cleveland Show star David Lynch
- This brutal public execution probably dissuaded a lot of indie devs from inserting quips like that into their upcoming work. It was necessarythis shit was still funny
00:00 - The craziest thing about Assassin’s Creed is how Ubisoft was able to take a concept like “two secret ideologically opposing global orders battling throughout history to secure artifacts from an ancient alien precursor civilization” and gradually make that uninteresting
- If every cast member pulled out at the last minute and made Elon Musk attempt to do every role in every sketch by himself it’d be the first funny thing SNL has done in like two decades'SNL' cast won't be forced to appear with controversial host Elon Musk trib.al/SRkZ5Wh
