your life passing you by quicker than you think it will is like the number one thing that you will be warned about. it is like old person advice 101
nobody warns you how quickly you go from 18 to 25
joe
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joe
@spinningjoe
all horns and thorns sprung out fully formed knock kneed and upright
Joined July 2012
- going back in time to kill baby hitler only to discover on your return that fascism was a result of wider social forces and you've still just killed a baby
- french toddler smoking a toddler sized cigarette: "he uhhh, 'ow you say, got my nose [shrug]"
- louis theroux's drive to wind people up is so powerful that in response to an israeli soldier at a west bank checkpoint who has just pointed a gun at him asking how long he'd be in israel for he, with twinkle in eye, says but we aren't in israel are we?
- what do you think this person would be doing otherwise. their boss was going to give them the day off as there wasn't any cleaning to do?? you have never worked a day in your lifeOrdinary working people left to clean up the mess left by entitled Just Stop Oil protesters
- *picture of someone doing a sick skateboard trick in front of a burning cop wagon* this is not cool. do not put in the newspaper that this is coolThis is not peaceful protest: it is anarchy. Mayor of Bristol & Labour need to condemn and back law & order unequivocally
- they used to do this there you fucking wet wipe i'm sure they'll survive some microscopic orange cornflour
I’ve spent a lot of time looking at the sarsen stones at Stonehenge, including under petrographic and scanning electron microscopes. They might look solid but the stone is full of pore spaces. The orange dye sprayed on the stones today is going to be around for a very long time. - they'll never forgive him for accurately reporting on the views of the settlersIt’s only recently that Louis Theroux made a documentary about Israel for the BBC. He’s not neutral - this may not surprise you. Now he’s done a podcast with ‘death to the IDF’ Bob Vylan singer ‘Bobby Villain’ where the two men are largely in agreement about the evil of Israel
- someone needs to introduce being a sports fan to swifties. this person was born to spend hours arguing about whether neymar is overrated. they have missed their calling
- a trans woman was given asylum in new zealand after they decided it would be unduly harsh to send her back to the ukToday the Prime Minister will welcome guests to Downing Street to celebrate the extraordinary contribution of LGBT people to our country as #PrideMonth draws to a close 🏳️🌈
- this is a very bad day for my side business selling xl bullies on vinted
- i thought you were a farmerFor the first time in my life, I’m genuinely frightened about being a newspaper columnist.
- they said you're going to europa for the ice war, are you prepared for the cold, i said have you met my wife
- gromit should go crazy on wallace xl bully style
