In a crowded field, I think the changes the 'sensitivity readers' made to the bit about how Willy Wonka enslaved the Oompa Loompas might be the funniest
Under this Labour government, no child will have to grow up without having seen Adolesence. That's why I'm releasing £20bn of investment - fully funded by a tax on big tech - to open 50,000 Adolesence viewing hubs across the country. This will unleash growth 🇬🇧
Mick Jagger has signed a petition opposing a plan that would provide affordable homes for at least 190 people because it would spoil his view from the other side of the river
We can't afford a system that lets anything from rockstars to rare spiders block new development
The City Bridge Foundation is an ancient fund with deep pockets whose specific purpose is to build and maintain London’s bridges.
It could afford to fix Hammersmith bridge & build the Garden Bridge, So why is it paying for woke charities and Nimbys instead?
Solidarity with @rcolvile - who i expect will be receiving emails from Waspi women (they're the kind of people who email columnists) after these absolutely correct comments
thetimes.com/article/a71fac…
I’m sorry if some women missed out because they didn’t realise they had to retire at the same time as men, but the idea we should give £10,000 to pensioners who already get nearly £300k in state handouts then they ever ‘paid in’ is abdurd
Conservatives shouldn't fall into the same trap Labour has. If you believe in a smaller state you should welcome the decision not to ask taxpayers' to pay £1000s to an entire generation because a few of them were incredibly poor at financial planning