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spike
@spikeeinbinder
comedian, trans demon angel “spikee” on bsky
he/him
Joined June 2015
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    @spikeeinbinder
    Aug 14, 2021
    gonna stop telling ppl im autistic, it just alienates me more! now ill say “im overwhelmed & leaving this party where everyone is drunk, it smells like febreeze + cat litter... because im a Virgo” theyd be like “YESSS EARTH SIGN!!! Go Home and alphabetize something, Queen🥰!”
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    @spikeeinbinder
    Aug 14, 2024
    i dont know why this doesnt have a million views
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    Minga
    @KillaMinga
    Aug 11, 2024
    what's the funniest tiktok video you've ever seen?
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    @spikeeinbinder
    May 14, 2022
    i got exposed to covid in my dream last night :( if you were in my dream last night get tested
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    @spikeeinbinder
    Oct 9, 2021
    i need a weighted blanket that will kill me
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    @spikeeinbinder
    Sep 25, 2023
    just once i would like to Stun in New Photos
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    @spikeeinbinder
    Mar 3, 2023
    they yassified staten island on the map. cartological buccal fat removal
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    @spikeeinbinder
    Mar 7, 2019
    Replying to @aedison
    because of your previous owner not managing your eye condition no matter what i do to help your eyes you will inevitably lose your sight, but you will never lose me and i’ll help you every step of the way forever because i love you
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    @spikeeinbinder
    Aug 20, 2020
    why do i come on this site my timeline is just normalize eating beans before noon normalize eating beans before noon normalize eating beans before noon and then a tweet like: yr all for “beans before noon” even tho its anglocentric but y’all arent ready for that conversation 🙄
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    @spikeeinbinder
    Nov 28, 2018
    i want that big cow to sit on me until im dead
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    @spikeeinbinder
    Aug 17, 2020
    today i got to use a catcall retort i've been waiting to whip out since march. a person catcalled me (at 8:30am) asking "SMILE FOR ME" (i was wearing a mask) i turned to the person & said "thou shall not see my face, for no man may see me and live" [exodus 33:20]
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    @spikeeinbinder
    Jul 5, 2024
    we protect each other 💗 we love each other🫡 y’all masking?
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    @spikeeinbinder
    Jan 4, 2019
    its 4am and im awake wondering if any boston native queer person has ever come out to their parents as “gendahqueeah”
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    @spikeeinbinder
    Dec 24, 2021
    gf masked + bf unmasked is a sadder window into life than baby shoes for sale never worn imo!!
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    @spikeeinbinder
    Jan 28, 2022
    i have never seen an episode of Sex In The City and from how you all tweet about the new season it has... 400 episodes and is on 6 nights a week