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Avery Edison
@aedison
nobly withstanding the vast brunt of it
Toronto, Ontario
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    Avery Edison
    @aedison
    Apr 15
    I am not immune to timeline prompt posts. I started HRT when I was 20, and I was on 2mg of estrogen a day for a long time. Attached, we have, roughly: 2 years pre-HRT; 2 years post-HRT; 10 years post-HRT; 18 years post-HRT. Quite happy with the results.
    Old, analog photo: What looks like a young man (you have to say that because the person in the picture turned out to be a trans woman) sitting in a booth at a Frankie and Bennys. The person has very short, blonde hair, wire-rimmed glasses, thick eyebrows, and is wearing a black collared shirt with pink pinstripes
    A you g trans woman, too thin, like so many of us are at that age, in a white outfit wearing a complicated beaded necklace, sitting on a couch and laughing. She has short, red hair with swooping bangs. She is laughing. Eyebrows less intense. Someone nearby is holding a beer bottle.
    Selfie. A young woman in a crisp white shirt, undone to show a bit of cleavage. Her hair is long, and almost wispy, dark brown with blunt bangs. No glasses, just blue eyes and a bold red lip.
    Selfie. Three-quarter shot so Avery could include her breasts, which seem full if a little sunburned. That necklace from the second photo is back! Her hair is still long, the bangs less blunt and the brown a lot lighter, with a bunch of greys, too. She’s wearing a cream v-neck/scoop neck button-up long sleeved tee, it’s weird but it looks good. From Abercrombie in 2019, I think.
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    Muad'Deez Nuts 🇵🇸🔻🏳️‍⚧️
    @MuadDeez
    Apr 13
    trans women: how old were you when you started hrt and are you happy with your results so far?
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    Avery Edison
    @aedison
    Sep 30, 2024
    “don’t use q-tips to clean your ears, you’ll just push the wax in further!!” well, yeah, sure, except for my special technique. if I use my special technique then it’s fine.
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    Avery Edison
    @aedison
    Apr 14, 2021
    every time i drink milk i remember my roommate who used to put powdered milk in his milk so he could drink "more milk per milk"
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    Avery Edison
    @aedison
    Aug 18, 2024
    I’m done, I need every single product with nicotine in it banned globally. look at the fucking nightmare world we’ve created. this is absolutely dystopian.
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    rosey🌹
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    Aug 17, 2024
    Each vape gets tested by a person? This is incredible, bro is locked in, said he can test 10,000 vapes a day lol.
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    Avery Edison
    @aedison
    Aug 21, 2024
    I know someone who, when working as a concierge at a fancy hotel, accidentally bumped into Brosnan while she was crossing the lobby in a hurry. She said, “I’m so sorry!” and he put his hand gently on her wrist and replied, “Entirely my fault.” Can you IMAGINE.
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    Variety
    @Variety
    Aug 20, 2024
    Halle Berry Says Pierce Brosnan 'Restored My Faith in Men' on James Bond Set: 'There Couldn’t Be a Human Who Is More of a Gentleman' variety.com/2024/film/news…
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    Avery Edison
    @aedison
    Mar 28, 2025
    every time
    Tweet from aedison: “I wrote "I am alive" on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications”
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    Josie Kins
    @Josikinz
    Mar 28, 2025
    I asked chatgpt's new image model to script and generate a series of comics starring itself as the main character. The results genuinely gave me chills. I'll post them all in a thread below.
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    Avery Edison
    @aedison
    Feb 17, 2024
    heads up this is THE way to memorize a bunch of text perfect. the first letter of every word gives your brain enough of a hint that it can recall the full thing but not TOO much of a hint that your brain doesn’t have to TRY to recall it. You don’t have to write it like zodiac tho
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    beth
    @dayasdear
    Feb 16, 2024
    Crying at everyone’s reactions to Pedro Pascal showing them how he memorises his lines 😭
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    Avery Edison
    @aedison
    Mar 10, 2024
    this royal photo stuff… funny how you all suddenly feel like you have a license to talk about women’s bodies… newsflash: some women have zippers in their hair. some women’s legs are too small and oddly bent in on themselves. some women don’t have reflections
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    Avery Edison
    @aedison
    Nov 13, 2021
    just realized I’m my cat’s rich friend
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    Avery Edison
    @aedison
    Feb 17, 2025
    SNL is a social experiment to find out if you can make comedy gold by subjecting a group of funny people to a pointlessly grueling production schedule and bottlenecking all their ideas through one increasingly-out-of-touch old man. The answer: very, very occasionally!
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    Avery Edison
    @aedison
    Mar 24, 2023
    I wrote “I am alive” on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications
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    Avery Edison
    @aedison
    Oct 24, 2024
    so, uh, I had this appointment today, over the phone. call lasted a minute and a half. my GP was surprised that I’d been on estrogen for 14 years. “have you had a hysterectomy?” “no, I’m a transgender woman.” “oh! oh, so you’ll need to be on HRT for life” it was fine
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    Avery Edison
    @aedison
    Oct 8, 2024
    rug got pulled
    screenshot of an incoming text message: Today 4:39 PM Dear Ms Edison, Please book a appointment with me to discuss your HRT, Thanks, Dr [name redacted]
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    Avery Edison
    @aedison
    Apr 11, 2021
    DEVIL: You shall stay forever young, but this picture of you will bear the marks of your sin! DORIAN: Can I hide it? DEVIL: Well, yes, but— DORIAN: And there are no other consequences? DEVIL: This… This picture will become so foul! DORIAN: Again, probably I’ll hide the picture.
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    Avery Edison
    @aedison
    Oct 24, 2025
    “if you’re a good tenant, your landlord would want you to stay!” the average landlord would evict jesus christ himself if it meant they could move in someone who will pay $5 more a month, please be serious
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    Avery Edison
    @aedison
    Oct 24, 2025
    every friend I’ve caught up with since coming back to Toronto has talked about rent control and auto-month-to-month being the only reason they’re still able to live here. this proposed change will functionally make homeless every long-term tenant in the city. absolute insanity
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