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Stephanie Streit
@smstreit
have soapbox, will travel. GW Acute Care Surgeon.
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Joined June 2009
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    All of the people saying Ron Swanson need to rewatch the later seasons. He is an impeccable judge of character. He would have said “that man is an imbecile” and written in Leslie. The Panks and Rec answer is Jeremy Jamm. I will die on this hill.
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    I’m 36. I’ve had a job since I was 12 (soccer ref/concession stand). This is my 3rd recession. I guess what I’m saying is FUCK OFF, David Brooks. Seriously, @nytimes, reel it in.
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    I, a trauma surgeon, am once again begging TV and movie writers to please quit putting so much emphasis on “getting the bullet out.” It genuinely makes my job harder. Need help writing a realistic script? Please call me.
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    Moving as an adult means choosing which natural disasters and political nonsense you are able to tolerate. What’s your favorite thing about where you live?
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    Replying to @EbonyJHilton_MD
    I have a friend that used to travel with a professional team. She has been everywhere and she said Jade Mountain in St. Lucia is the best. It’s on my bucket list.
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    In the OR today. Older GI doc is doing a case. Young, new GI doc is observing. I’m the ICU doc, observing the case. Young GI: asks question about the pt I answer, as I am the only one in the room who knows. Young GI: “oh, are you his nurse from upstairs?” 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
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    Brutal way to find out my mother doesn’t love me…
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    Legacy uniform day at the base. Raise your hand if you are BDUs Years Old. 🙋🏼‍♀️
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    Am I the only one whose favorite scrub company is the machine in the locker room? Free. No laundry. Sure they are boxy and not at all intended for short women with hips, but hey, did I mention no laundry and free?
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    Hey dudes who are boarding early when the gate agent calls for Active Duty Service Members - MAYBE QUIT ASSUMING THAT THE WOMAN IN FRONT OF YOU ISNT ALSO LINING UP FOR THE SAME REASON!!!
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    Yesterday was a bad day in a bad week, month, months. I broke. I finally gave in to what some part of me has known for weeks. I need help.
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    Believe women. Believe women when it’s hard. Believe women when it’s inconvenient. Just believe women.
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    Today was the day I officially became an attending general surgeon. I got called in to help a junior partner. I made a bigger incision and everything got better. #medtwitter #surgtwitter
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    Replying to @jtrebach
    This is like the tech bro trying to create an app for ride shares with pre-set routes and destinations who spends $10m of VC funds only to find out public transit exists.