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Sivori

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Sivori

@sivori

Purveyor of half-baked ideas. Father of four. Internet coworker. 📕 scriptorium.live 📅 localendar.me 🌆 austin.vigil.city

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Joined May 2007

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@sivori
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"The Great Gatsby" by F. Scott Fitzgerald with a new custom voice will be LIVE tonight on Scriptorium.
Sivori
@sivori
Jun 8
Added a new recording for "The Wind in the Willows" with a custom grandfatherly voice (ran out of @ElevenLabs credits to record anything longer). It is playing on scriptorium.live and will enter the rotation henceforth. "The Wind in the Willows" has a special place in
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Sivori
@sivori
May 11, 2025
I recall a study where one quality that many happy marriages had is that the husband, specifically the husband, felt he did better than he should have.
taoki
@justalexoki
May 10, 2025
just looked at my wife. like really looked. full focus. she is so beautiful man. how did i pull this off
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Sivori
@sivori
Jan 27, 2025
Feels like the 1980s again. In the 80s the yuppies (young urban professionals) grew tired of the preachy moralism and ugliness of 1960s leftism and embraced aesthetics, success and excellence.
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Sivori
@sivori
Aug 3, 2025
My wife has been buying these algaecide things every six months or so for a couple years now after the recommendation of my uncle. They cost about $60 and seem to work well. I finally got curious and opened one up. It’s a length of 1.5” diameter copper pipe, which would cost
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Sivori
@sivori
Aug 4, 2025
You can generally trust silly people. Hard to fake it. Bad people have to keep parts of themselves hidden so they’re weirdly incapable of being silly.
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Sivori
@sivori
Aug 2, 2025
Short kings are often tough and tall people are often weak. The man of 5’6” lives in a genuinely different world than the man of 6’2”.
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Sivori
@sivori
Aug 17, 2024
The longer a man stays unmarried the closer he gets to getting a pilot’s license.
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Sivori
@sivori
Sep 1, 2025
There are a bunch of male on male micro-aggressions that never happen if you are tall.
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Sivori
@sivori
Sep 6, 2025
One of my theories for the rates of higher neuroticism in women is that this literally keeps children alive.
nicole ruiz
@nwilliams030
Sep 5, 2025
if you’re prone to overthinking we’ve got something for that: having a baby
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Sivori
@sivori
Jul 21, 2025
Phones killed a lot of things. When I was in middle school, music would play after lunch on the concourse (courtesy of the shop class school radio station) and kids would literally gather in a circle and have dance offs. Kids today would be terrified unless they were showoffs
Time Capsule Tales
@timecaptales
Jul 20, 2025
MTV had a show in the early 90s called The Grind that was just people dancing to music
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Sivori
@sivori
Jul 13, 2025
Sometimes your wife can be grumpy with you because she trusts you with challenging feelings. There is a lot of pressure on women to be genial.
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Sivori
@sivori
Sep 8, 2024
Replying to @Molson_Hart
Hire well. The only answer.
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Sivori
@sivori
Oct 26, 2024
The problem with men admitting weakness is it makes other people they provide for feel unsafe and insecure. You have to be relied on. So, keep it to yourself.
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Sivori
@sivori
May 24, 2024
Common refrain from people who have no direct experience of being a parent. Minivans are practical solutions. 1. Lower to the ground (toddlers can walk in) 2. Automatic doors (in car drop off at school you often are not allowed to exit vehicle) 3. Your kids won’t throw open
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