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Sean
@shornKOOMINS
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    Sean
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    Sep 9, 2022
    A solemn Tony Cascarino is broadcasting on Talksport. Who better to cover this historic event. Cascarino said: "I had a Chinese delivered just moments after the announcement. It felt wrong and very disrespectful to eat it, so as a mark of respect I threw it in the bin."
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    Sean
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    Sep 29, 2022
    Remember when Coolio did a gig in Preston, ran into a group of random students outside afterwards and went back to their place, where he made Caprese Salad, Chicken á la Daaaamn and Peach Crumble, and they jammed Gangster's Paradise. What a guy.
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    Sean
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    May 6, 2022
    Just had an Openreach engineer come round to upgrade my broadband and when I offered him a cup of tea he goes "Actually I really fancy a pizza if you've got one?" hahaha what the fuck
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    Sean
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    Feb 16, 2025
    When Gary Neville says "you wouldn't see this in under 9s or under 10s football" - you would though, wouldn't you. In an U9s game I once saw a goalkeeper shout to his teammate, as the game was going on, "JAMES, HAVE YOU FINISHED CHARLOTTE'S WEB YET?"
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    Sean
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    Jul 3, 2025
    Head is so gone I don't know if this is appropriate, but his last goal was absolutely vintage Jota
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    Liverpool FC
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    Apr 2, 2025
    Diogo's derby day winner 😍
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    Sean
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    May 11, 2022
    In about 2002 I wanted 'Easy Lover' by Phil Collins and Philip Bailey on my new iPod. I didn't have it on CD to import it onto my iPod, so I found it on Limewire. It took 7 hours to download and when I opened it it was a video of two men shagging.
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    The Guardian
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    May 11, 2022
    Tell us: share your memories of your first iPod theguardian.com/technology/202…
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    Sean
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    Oct 9, 2024
    Can't stop laughing at this 😭
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    Sean
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    Sep 30, 2025
    Unbelievable - and infuriating - how referees routinely fall for this
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    François Plateau
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    Sep 30, 2025
    The thing I hate most about football is when defenders get free kicks for this
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    Sean
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    Aug 30, 2024
    Looks like he's just come up with an 8 letter word on Countdown
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    Tranmere Rovers FC
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    Aug 30, 2024
    👋 Welcome to Tranmere, Saidou! #TRFC #SWA
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    Sean
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    Oct 7, 2020
    "We disciplined, we fucking social distance, fucking masks, hand gel, come on!!"
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    Mirror Football
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    Oct 6, 2020
    Harry Kane leads meeting warning England stars of discipline amid latest Covid-19 shame | @johncrossmirror mirror.co.uk/sport/football…
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    Sean
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    Aug 19, 2022
    Giggs's sweet talking game is unrivalled
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    Sean
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    May 6, 2023
    On the train heading up to Anfield for Liverpool v Brentford. Should be an interesting afternoon! 👍
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    Sean
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    Apr 2, 2022
    A Grimsby fan gets literally dragged out of the away end at Chesterfield while his son, who must be proud as punch, runs after him and gives the home fans a little wanker gesture 😭
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    Sean
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    Feb 25, 2024
    Virgil today had shades of Gerrard, in the way he just decided, as captain, he needed to do something about it - so he did. He did it in midweek and he did it again today. Twice. A colossus of a man and a footballer. I absolutely love him.
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