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My Twitter addiction sort of died once I realized that, above all else, I was spending hours a day reading stupid people’s thoughts. As a pretentious literary snob that really scared me straight
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@shawrizz
Joined July 2020
- "False rape accusations ruin men's lives" give me a break 😭even real accusations don't
- This is what I would tweet to let y'all know I'm in dangerI just hand washed a man's clothes 😭😭. I don't even hand wash mine. Someone save me eiiiiiiiiiii😭😭✋✋✋
- Me to mpesa :Every time my phone vibrates I hope it’s you :)
- Digital activists wa leo tuincrease pressure please #RutoMustGo
- Hii nayo umejitext .Weka dustbins town sijui unataka tukuambie mara ngapi #JusticeforRex #RejectFinanceBill2024Gen-Z bana. Hizi number mnatumia vibaya sasa 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆
- Statehouse iko na swimming pool? ama wacheni tu nitafind out kesho #RutoMustGo
- Nimemwambia akuje lunch villa rosa sijui mbona anapiga simu ati ako westie
- Talking to my coochie while shaving like "babako akikuja akupate ukikuwa smart"
- Replying to @redmartialY'all treat a victim worse so don't chat to me
- When you send him your ootd and he replies with "😍😍😍" but a random guy on the street told you " ukioga usimwage hio maji ,niletee nikunywe"
- Ama mimi ni murima juu siguzwi 😭
- Do William Ruto nextliam payne lowkey gna kill him self
