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Playing chess at the MoMA. Hot tip you can highkey do whatever you want in this life
sydney ♛
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sydney ♛
@mornings0da
Chess player
- The implication that the declining birth rate is because men don’t want to fuck women anymore lmfaowhat if I told you we could fix the birth rates with the return of knee high and thigh high socks
- One time at a party this girl and I realized we were wearing the exact same jeans, but mine were a little too big for me and hers were a little too small for her. So we went to the bathroom and traded. Both fit perfectly. Very professional, we didn’t speak the rest of the night
- Recently learned that “LBH” (Loser Back Home) is a term used in Thailand to refer to this genre of guy lolThailand is the promise land for mediocre white men.
00:00 - If your friends and family react to your breakup news like mine did then you kinda have a lot of self reflecting to do
- Just Shazamed a song I liked and it was by Meghan Trainor. This sucks man I’m killing myself
- Just typed the word “we’d’ve.” Real contraction heads won’t be fazed by that type of deep cut
- Hmm this is probably where I would hold space for the lyrics of Defying GravityI need to know what you’d put here
- I love saying “this is she” on the phone. Like yup.. that’s correct… you’ve reached the right bitch…
- Inconsolably sobbing because I just realized my cat has a tiny brain and a tiny little heart and a tiny liver and teeny tiny kidneys
- Harry Potter pulls an unrealistically low number of bitches considering his exorbitant fortune and worldwide fame
- I would’ve gone crazy for this shit as a child. This would’ve been the god damn spotWhat would you use this space for
- If your top emoji isn’t a heart then you might wanna consider being a better person
- Me waiting for the D train before brutally losing to an 8-year-old at a chess tournament who asked me for permission to use the bathroom during our gamecan yall pls tell me the lore behind your profile pictures
