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Jake
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Jake
@setpiecesicko
Joined November 2011
- "We're gonna score in a minute" is one of the cockiest chants I've ever heard, do you realise what run of form you've gotta be in for that to not get laughed off 😭😭
- Big fan of Raya cashing in his run-in bozo moment when we've got a 3 goal cushion. Proactive once again
- Partey-less XIs feel like a beautiful peek into some utopian future, where all things are balanced and right
- Ever wondered why Ben White seems to take 3-4 working days to take a throw? I have, so watched about 300 throw-ins to see if I could get a good reason - and ended up finding out a whole load more
- Lot of people saying AFC will get hit hard by this but if anything I think this should earn Gabriel about 6 pens a seasonNEW: Premier League referees to crack down on set-piece holding. Also to take tougher line on simulation and exaggerating contact. thetimes.com/article/c47fc9…
- LFC committed 4 transition-killing fouls and Wolves get the first booking for complaining. Ace stuff.The most broken of broken records I admit, but deary me the bounces this Liverpool side are getting this year... Argument you earn bounces by getting players who can take advantage of those spaces, but there's levels to it
- Wage increase from 200k at age 32? An idiot on the pitch and at the negotiation table, fitting really🚨 There is now an increased chance that Thomas Partey leaves Arsenal upon the expiry of his contract, with the two parties at an impasse. Arsenal are holding firm on plans to offer Partey the same salary, while the player wants a wage increase. [@caughtoffside x @Buchi_Laba]
- Felt this in the moment, and on a couple of other occasions, but yesterday really seemed like the first time Gabby J had visually lost a couple of yards to me. Always heard the discussions about lost pace etc, but he looked legitimately slow a few times, idkFrom goalkeeper to goal in just 10 seconds ⏱️⚡️
00:00 - So happy he's gone, but it still kinda sucks it's down to financials rather than us having a spine. Still, a day for celebration🚨🇬🇭 Thomas Partey, set to 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐯𝐞 Arsenal as free agent at the end of the month - story from last week confirmed. #AFC have already activated options to replace Thomas with Nørgaard talks ongoing with Brentford.
- Partey false-CB gimmick can fuck off *the most*. He's destroying me, and more importantly this entire seasonWhat’s a midfield?
- Despise modern football culture, because ~10 years ago I wouldn't know who this is let alone care, but instead this has now ruined my entire dayArsenal No 2 Carlos Cuesta in sights of Norwich for manager’s job next season. The 28-year-old is rated as one of the world’s best young coaches and could be tempted by an opportunity to take first senior role after almost four years working under Arteta theguardian.com/football/2024/…
- Kinda punditry you get when you’ve booked games for TV expecting a title race and not two sides completely on the beach domestically"Mikel Arteta should be more frustrated that his team didn't win the game than that!" Jamie Redknapp's views on Christian Nørgaard tackle on Gabriel Martinelli 💭
00:00 - Replying to @alexfrcoEven in a team full of CBs you still aren't playing Rice #6 ffs
