PinnedScott Gairdner@scottgairdnerMar 28Reposting this cold open I am very proud of so I can pin it and perhaps never return to X 😎Conan O'Brien@ConanOBrienMar 15I needed almost no makeup to play Aunt Gladys. #OSCARS00:00229935835820K20K
Scott Gairdner@scottgairdnerDec 6, 2024This map is very helpfulPop Crave@PopCraveDec 6, 2024Police believe the suspected gunman who killed UnitedHealthcare CEO has left New York City.2702708.1K8.1K317K317K8.7M8.7M
Scott Gairdner@scottgairdnerJul 5, 2020The White House 4th of July entertainment is a white guy singing Bruno Mars00:007.1K7.1K30K30K138K138K
Scott Gairdner@scottgairdnerJul 16, 2024If I laugh at this, does my musical comedy duo have to break up42422.5K2.5K56K56K1.3M1.3M
Scott Gairdner@scottgairdnerJun 21, 2022Imagine having centuries of art, music, film & literature at your disposal and instead choosing to stare at these chodes1181181.8K1.8K27K27K
Scott Gairdner@scottgairdnerAug 26, 2020Homer Simpson: a 36-year-old who owns a 2-story 4-bedroom house, and is presented as poor3363361.3K1.3K23K23K
Scott Gairdner@scottgairdnerMar 30, 2023There's a new Dungeons & Dragons in theaters, but it's no match for the Dungeons & Dragons from 2000, with the worst deleted scene ever put on a DVD00:002082082.2K2.2K20K20K2.8M2.8M
Scott Gairdner@scottgairdnerJul 5, 2020Replying to @scottgairdnerOMG, 5 years ago they had the real Bruno Mars 1121121.4K1.4K17K17K
Scott Gairdner@scottgairdnerMay 18, 2024So bummed about that coma I was in for 14 years. Gonna cheer up with my favorite movie707089889817K17K1.3M1.3M
Scott Gairdner@scottgairdnerJul 1, 2022This Biden-era Schoolhouse Rock reboot is very depressing00:001411412.8K2.8K14K14K
Scott Gairdner@scottgairdnerApr 20, 2017"Alright, one more, everyone else get in there!"2912914.3K4.3K13K13K
Scott Gairdner@scottgairdnerJan 10, 2025whoa cool its all the people who ruined our goddamn lives67671.4K1.4K13K13K173K173K
Scott Gairdner@scottgairdnerJul 5, 2020Replying to @scottgairdnerI don’t have the video but he changed the words to “Grab my cup, put some WATER in it”10810830230212K12K
Scott Gairdner@scottgairdnerApr 16, 2022Ladies and gentlemen, the Steven Seagal SNL in 60 seconds00:002192191.3K1.3K10K10K