Just saw the Will Smith slap. Anyone have a late night show I can borrow just for tomorrow?
Conan O'Brien
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Conan O'Brien
@ConanOBrien
The voice of the people. Sorry, people.
- I can’t remember the last time I was this shocked by an NBC programming decision.
- I am absolutely devastated about Norm Macdonald. Norm had the most unique comedic voice I have ever encountered and he was so relentlessly and uncompromisingly funny. I will never laugh that hard again. I'm so sad for all of us today.
- I'm ready for the all-female reboot of America.
- We should refer to this period in history simply as “The Circumstances.”
- I am going back on the air Monday, March 30th. All my staff will work from home, I will shoot at home using an iPhone, and my guests will Skype. This will not be pretty, but feel free to laugh at our attempt. Stay safe.
- In Hobi's defense, Curtain makes about as much sense as being named Conan.Sorry,,,,, Curtain😗😘 @ConanOBrien
- Good luck getting paid, Walter Reed.
- The suspension of @jimmykimmel and the promise to silence other Late Night hosts for criticizing the administration should disturb everyone on the Right, Left, and Center. It’s wrong and anyone with a conscience knows it’s wrong.
- Can we all agree to temporarily raise the bar for what’s considered an “alcoholic?”
- President Trump didn’t pardon the whole turkey, just the white meat.
- The “Nirvana Baby” lawsuit has inspired me to seek millions from my parents for this picture:
- God is looking down on humans right now thinking, “Damn. Maybe I should try dinosaurs again?”
