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Sally Price
@saspist
Neuro mongrel and hobo, part of the female 10ish%, shit geisha. Usually saspist
England
Joined September 2012
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    I'm taking on the Aspire Channel Swim. 22 miles, the distance of the English Channel, over 12 weeks to raise money for people with Spinal Cord Injury. If you would like to support this charity and can sponsor me: justgiving.com/fundraising/s-… justgiving.com/fundraising/s-… #AspireChannelSwim
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    Found a baby seagull in my dining room Not sure how big the aviary needs to be to avoid the wrath of seagull Twitter
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    Replying to @saspist
    At what age do I wean my baby seagull onto chips?
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    He calls that a vagina too
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    I am a neurosurgery fellow at @KingsCollegeNHS. I had my three Covid vaccines and annual flu jab at the first opportunity, for my own protection. This also helps to protect my colleagues and patients.
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    Replying to @saspist
    Stevie the seagull is outside in a flower bed. Started off on a terrace but silly sod must have jumped down. Been calling to other seagulls all afternoon. One came down with food. Stevie drank some water but ignoring the cheese so far.
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    “What if the turkey doesn’t fit in the oven?” “We could chop it up” “Oh, you did a butchery course at one point, didn’t you?” “Yes, Dad, I’ve also been a surgeon for many years…” Merry Christmas to you and yours
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    Replying to @jointdocShields
    I collect these. Search saspist ladies masterclass One of my favourites is this, in response to a man who told her she shouldn’t be in the military:
    Replying to @farra521 @BritishArmy and @neilsexton659
    Thanks for worrying about me; I’ll probably cope.
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    Am I a grinch for thinking that people wearing poppies but not masks in shops have their priorities wrong?
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    Replying to @annethegnome
    …but it sounds cool
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    Brain missing. Quite plausibly.