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Dr. Caitlin Baird
@bairdlet
Ellen Ripley in fluffy socks, scientific editor, rescuer of asses. she/her Insta: @bairdletters
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    Dr. Caitlin Baird
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    Mar 30, 2023
    Dear motorist (a poem) Dear motorist who just passed by our house I realize that the night was dark and the road was long and winding and our driveway, also dark emerges -quite suddenly- from the woods this I know I did not realize -to my regret- that I myself my tiny person
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    Dr. Caitlin Baird
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    Sep 15, 2024
    my 4yo waved at a man with a face and neck full of tattoos he waved back 4yo [yelling]: MOM THAT MAN IS SO *FANCY* HI FANCY MAN YOU’RE FANCY
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    Dr. Caitlin Baird
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    Nov 4, 2024
    so apparently Peanut the squirrel’s owner refused to vaccinate him against rabies because wait for it he didn’t want his squirrel to “get autism”
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    Dr. Caitlin Baird
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    Sep 15, 2024
    Replying to @bairdlet
    another gem from today was 4yo yelling from another room of the house: MOM! DO YOU HEAR ME? I’M LETTING YOU POOP ALONE
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    Dr. Caitlin Baird
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    Sep 15, 2024
    Replying to @bairdlet
    narrator: this was a lie. she did not, in fact, let her mother poop alone
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    Dr. Caitlin Baird
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    Oct 7, 2024
    RIP my mentions, but seriously…what makes anyone believe they’re qualified to homeschool their kids K-12? it’s not as if teaching a) isn’t age-, grade-, and subject-specific; and b) requires a college degree in pedagogy
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    Dr. Caitlin Baird
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    Feb 3, 2021
    I went to a Zoom wedding a week after giving birth only to have my partner sign on early without warning me, and I appeared in the background naked except for a postpartum diaper holding an equally naked baby so solidarity
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    Dr. Caitlin Baird
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    Oct 18, 2024
    being forced to bear your rapist’s child due to an abortion ban doesn’t *just* mean you’re forced to give birth (which is bad enough) it also means the family court system will most likely force you to interact with your abuser, frequently, for 18 years
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    Dr. Caitlin Baird
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    Dec 13, 2020
    for all the white dude PhDs out there who aren't getting this: the reason you can get away with "just call me Dave" is because by sheer virtue of your White Dudeness your authority/expertise is never questioned the rest of us have to add in "Dr" just to get folks to return calls
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    Dr. Caitlin Baird
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    Mar 9, 2021
    Which academic, when cited by someone else, immediately makes you lose all respect for the intelligence of the person citing them and why is it Jordan Peterson?
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    Dr. Caitlin Baird
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    Sep 16, 2024
    Replying to @Callalily57
    oh my heart, this is the best!! 😂💀
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    Dr. Caitlin Baird
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    Oct 7, 2024
    Replying to @bairdlet
    I mean, hell, I have…lemmee count…13 + 4 + 2 + 6 = 25 years of education (27 if you count postdocs and postbacs) and 4 degrees in both the sciences and the humanities, and I would never presume to believe I was qualified to teach all subjects? for every grade?? and all ages?
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    Dr. Caitlin Baird
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    Sep 16, 2024
    I’m guessing it’s because when she asked me why I was putting on makeup I didn’t want to say “to make me pretty” (and therefore imply that people aren’t pretty without makeup), so instead I said “because I want to feel fancy today”
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    Dr. Caitlin Baird
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    Oct 9, 2020
    this is how she wakes up EVERY SINGLE MORNING