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I like how shitty this app, and all apps, have become. It’s like when you listen to a record and hear all the pops and crackles in the music
sally, titan of industry
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sally, titan of industry
@sally124445
Cool clock, Ahmed. Want to bring it to the White House?
Manhattan
Joined September 2022
- It breaks my brain that if you’re born in America you can just save up your money and move to places like New York, California. That is insane luck. Do you have any idea
- Why does swimming feel like the most virtuous exercise? Man vs the elements? Easy on your joints?
- A few times a month he walks by me and says matter of factly : “Chips for dinner tonight”. So we have separate dinner where he sits on the couch and houses a bag of doritos in monastic silence. It’s fine because he has great shoulders, is funny, good dancer, smart, great job,Gf gone for the week the boyslop is gonna go crazyy
- My dad’s whole retirement shtick is just living on a janky sailboat on lake erie with his dogs and sometimes my brother. Has a detroit lions flag above deck, smokes weed and listens to metallica all day #MelvilleSummer
taste is so important right now- I was not familiar with just how chinese Laguardia’s terminal B is
00:00 - It must’ve felt soo good to be my dad. Driving a boat, blasting Metallica, drinking a domestic beer and conjuring the nastiest wake you can in order to launch your snarky 8 year old 15 feet in the airLike a normal tubing day on the lake with the guys, right @nosheephere1
00:00 - Just had a sort of schizophrenic experience at a whaling museum where next to every whaling artifact (woah! Cool) the curator lets you know that it hurts animals (bad) but that black people were whalers too (good) but that indigenous people should’ve gotten first dibs (bad)
- Replying to @sally124445He says it like its not his choice. Like it’s something he has to do, something he’s responsible for
- I stumbled upon this irl today and on the subway home I tried in good faith to think of something I would use cluely for. Couldn’t come up with anythingWe're in NY times now for $600k No company can compete with @cluely
- The new grads in my building have matching labubus clipped to their jane street backpacks
- He Ghiblified me while i was in urgent care this evening
