My dad partied so hard in uni he lost his full ride scholarship half way through his first semester (first person in his school’s history). Then to pay his way through school he stumbled into a job at a steel mill making $18/hr ($87/hr today) bc his old soccer coach was the GM
john 🥛
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Jack, you have debauched my sloth
Manhattan
Joined May 2016
- They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life
- How it feels to sit down to take a dump at the office and the seat’s already warm
- I’ve had Indian coworkers for so long I just said “today morning” in stand up
- Replying to @johntrifiedIt was also a crooked union job where everyone agreed to work half days. So he just read books on the assembly line all summer. There’s a lesson in there
- Replying to @johntrifiedHis buddy lost his the day after (second person in school’s history)
- No man ever slides into a woman’s DMs twice, for they are not the same DMs and he is not the same man
- So funny when a white guy says he’s quitting drinking. Sure man your ancestors were drinking 6 pints a day for hundreds of years. You’ve literally been bred to crush brews. It’s over
- Ok no one is gonna believe this but we went to McDonald’s in Vienna at midnight and as we were leaving these 3 zoomer high school kids flagged us down. They were high and drunk, rippin cigs, real hooligans vibe. Turns out one of them had written a script to exploit some bug in
- Dudes will really grind 100 hr weeks for their kids’ future and then marry a girl for no reason other than her looks
- Unserious citySF transit options be like -42 minute walk uphill -27 minute bus with crackheads -7 minute $14.50 uber
- In honour of Miami tech week here’s a collage I made in less than 24 hrs there (read the bios)
- They’re making me leetcode for an internal transfer dawg







