Zach spelled with an “h” is a scholar, Zack spelled with a “k” is a menace to society
audrey
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audrey
@saint_audrey
comedian and writer !
- my best guy friend and I made a pact: if we’re still single by age 25, we’re going head on over to the woods to hunt each other to the death
- jojo siwa telling her identical-looking gf she loves her in a one month anniversary post is the accurate representation queer women need
- my sister is so offline, unplugged, unbothered. she’s been doing the massive New York Times end of year crossword for 5 days. right now she’s solving a rubik’s cube. she just asked me if “gone girl” is a romance movie.
- this response to my tweet about being offline is the most online thing I’ve ever encountered
- showing gay people the way girls from my hometown post about the husbands they married at age 22
- I love when a girl posts a selfie and you can just tell it’s because she’s mad at someone
- Latest JSTOR software update: post a JSTOR-y to let us know what you’re reading!
- the greatest challenge of a young woman’s life can occur when it comes time to chose between a sweet or savory item at brunch
- these are the vibes me & my girls are guaranteed to bring to the function
- even when bad things happen in my adult life nothing compares to facing the world without a complete frontal lobe. I love my lobe so much, lobe makes things better, you couldn’t pay me to go back to no lobeNext time I see a crying teenager I’m going to hug them and tell them it only gets worse.
- Zach spelled with an "h" is a scholar, Zack spelled with a "k" is a menace to society
- cannot believe this tiktok commenter burned me so hard they got a job offer
- when I was in the seventh grade a boy texted me all the lyrics to “What Makes You Beautiful” (One Direction, 2011) and told me it was a poem he’d written for me. ᴵ ᵇᵉˡᶦᵉᵛᵉᵈ ʰᶦᵐ
