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@bitter_german
A curious nobody
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    @bitter_german
    Sep 24, 2021
    Can’t take me anywhere
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    @bitter_german
    Apr 6, 2024
    Next time I see a crying teenager I’m going to hug them and tell them it only gets worse.
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    @bitter_german
    Aug 14, 2018
    You never see good looking men hunting for bigfoot.
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    @bitter_german
    Jan 9, 2020
    What if there is only one yawn and we keep passing it around ?
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    @bitter_german
    Mar 21, 2022
    Without looking it up - who is this?
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    @bitter_german
    Aug 27, 2015
    In 100 years your great great grandkids will post Kim Kardashian photos with Neil Degrasse Tyson quotes credited to her.
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    @bitter_german
    Nov 4, 2021
    I avoid using the wrong pronouns by calling everyone champ.
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    @bitter_german
    Jan 16, 2022
    For tax purposes I am now a religion.
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    @bitter_german
    Mar 6, 2022
    Women can love Disneyland or sex but not both.
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    @bitter_german
    Jan 8, 2020
    Replying to @conradhackett and @juramarvers
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    @bitter_german
    Oct 16, 2021
    WE WERE NEVER MEANT TO SEE OUR OWN FACES
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    @bitter_german
    Oct 20, 2020
    I can’t believe boomers fed us pop tarts then expected us to do well in life.
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    @bitter_german
    Jan 4, 2016
    We crawled out of the ocean for this?
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    @bitter_german
    Sep 13, 2015
    It would be super helpful to white people if urban dictionary added expiration dates on slang words.