Sag Harbor Capital (@sagharborcap) / X

Sag Harbor Capital

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Sag Harbor Capital

@sagharborcap

Private markets specialist, NJB, extremely high functioning degenerate. Definitely not investment advice.

New York, NY

Joined September 2024

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Sag Harbor Capital
@sagharborcap
Jul 11, 2025
Diving off the yacht in Saint Tropez and floating in the Mediterranean surrounded by all my friends after 5 glasses of Ruinart is genuinely one of the best things I’ve ever felt and I hope everyone who reads this also feels this exact feeling someday
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Sag Harbor Capital
@sagharborcap
Aug 6, 2025
Replying to @blondspit
Why is the L bolded and the rest of the letters are regular? Pls fix
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Sag Harbor Capital
@sagharborcap
Oct 7, 2025
Yeah under no circumstances can we allow this piece of shit to be mayor
Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@ZohranKMamdani
Oct 7, 2025
My statement on the two year anniversary of October 7, 2023.
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Sag Harbor Capital
@sagharborcap
Nov 5, 2025
Absolutely brutal night to be intelligent and/or gainfully employed and/or Jewish in NYC
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Sag Harbor Capital
@sagharborcap
Oct 30, 2025
This banking analyst I occasionally hook up with sends me the press release every time she closes a deal and it’s genuinely so adorable
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Sag Harbor Capital
@sagharborcap
Oct 31, 2025
I’m sick of being single, all I need is a tall brunette supermodel looking Jewish girl with an Ivy League degree whose father runs a hedge fund or a $100M EBITDA family business he needs someone to take over. Is this really too much to ask for?
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Sag Harbor Capital
@sagharborcap
Sep 30, 2025
Have never understood people who complain about destination weddings. Oh no not a vacation somewhere beautiful to celebrate good friends surrounded by people I care about which someone else is spending 6-8 figures on! Sounds terrible!
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@the_P_God
Sep 30, 2025
Wedding in Italy. Yeah that totally makes sense for you since you’re from Hingham, MA and your fiancé is from New Canaan, CT and you’re both WASPs.
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Sag Harbor Capital
@sagharborcap
Jun 10, 2025
Replying to @spooky_JL
Putting your titration education to good use as one should
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Sag Harbor Capital
@sagharborcap
Jul 10, 2025
I went up to the hottest girl in the club and she was like yeah I went to Oxford and I work at Jane Street and I’ve never felt more in love
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Sag Harbor Capital
@sagharborcap
Oct 31, 2025
One thing about me I love a woman who can flex on me
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Sag Harbor Capital
@sagharborcap
Oct 29, 2025
4 better NYC hinge love stories:
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Sag Harbor Capital
@sagharborcap
Oct 29, 2025
Replying to @escapefrommelos
Wrong - it’s a signifier of being upper middle class at best. Nobody with an Ivy League degree who skis in the alps is voting for Zohran, sorry. The Brooklyn residents who dig through thrift store racks searching for designer clothes are another story
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Sag Harbor Capital
@sagharborcap
Aug 2, 2025
Had to sign an NDA for afters ln but you best believe I will be disclosing everything
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Sag Harbor Capital
@sagharborcap
Nov 5, 2025
Replying to @HughLouisDewey
Nope just going to continue living my really good life while being concerned for the state of my city and skeptical of the idiots around me
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