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Spooky JL
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Spooky JL
@spooky_JL
GP @ Company of the West • corporate slide maker
the City
Joined February 2022
- Wall Street, the place where all the stock brokers liveWall Street voted for the socialist lmfao
- Mixing 1% milk and 2% milk to create the forbidden 1.72% milk
- The plan: - ask the boys what the move is - get 0 replies (they have a chat without me) - have 2 beers - start watching Netflix show, get bored and try another - another beer - double text to the chat and don’t get a response - 3 more beers - darkness sets in - stare at the void
- If there’s one thing i miss about college it’s drinking on a porch Nice out? Whose porch are we drinking on? No class or homework? Time to drink on a porch. Bored on a Tuesday eve? Porch drinking it is
- Now that fraud is legal i am looking to do some fraud What are some good frauds to get into for a beginner
- Stockpiling 5lb bags of sour patch watermelons in my apartments before RFK makes them unconstitutional
- 5pm and it’s dark. God this is so fucking cool. I love this. I am not going to use any alcohol to cope with it because it’s so awesome
- What are the rules on drinking non alcoholic beer at the office? Like hypothetically if i slammed a 12 pack of NA beer in the middle of the workday would that be okay?
- Replying to @GordonGekko420Not sure what you mean. Wall Street is where all the stock trading happens so the stock brokers live there. It’s pretty simple
- Getting out of your warm bed in the morning when you’re cozy and it’s a bit chilly in your room
- The plan: - 18 Guinnesses with the fellas - talk to ZERO women - touchtunes creed - run the pool table - lose badly at pool because I’m cross eyed drunk - airplay my hudl on the bar TV - Uber eats $121 worth of pizza - pass out with the lights on - sleep through my Uber eats
- Go ahead anon. Leave NYC. Move to the Texas donut apartment complex in buckhead Atlanta. Sit in 30 mins of traffic to go 2 miles. Door dash zaxbys for dinner every night. Tell yourself this is what happiness is
- The older i get the more it hits me how much of a competitive advantage it is to not be afraid to just ask for things
