Yuki speaks Italian 😂😂😂😂 and the Italians had to cover their mouth ..
Ken
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Ken
@ruffleseed
Teaches kids to love → Engineering / Physics / Running • Listens @thepaperkites • Learns @donttrythis • Likes @bauhausmovement • Drinks @TimWendelboe
- Left is my wife. Right is a stranger I threw stuff into her shopping basket, thinking she's my wife 😔
- First day primary 1 taklimat, Guru Besar: "Kepada ibubapa yang pakai kereta mahal, Tahniah. Kereta besar, cantik. Semua orang dah tahu. Tapi jangan henti depan sekolah block gate." "Tahun depan boleh transfer sekolah swasta." 🤣🤣🤣
- How do you know when you have left the Malaysian Border? When you see trees 🌲
- Someone got fired at Starbucks and leak their entire recipe. Some popular beverages are just instant coffee and high fructose syrups.
- Kids: this is Henry Gurney School. Here there are no weekends, school holidays, end of class bells for you to look forward to. No parents picking you up. Just your cell after class. For the rest of your life. Think, and know this before you do stupid shit.
- Babies up to 6 months will automatically hold their breath, slow their heart rate when submerged in water. It's called bradycardic response & infant swimming. Always good to start teaching them swimming by 6m. Coaches throw them in to simulate falling into water..Excuse me but what the fuck?
00:00 - The scariest way to die for me is not drowning or fire or cancer. It's Alzheimer's. Imagine all the people I spent loving my entire life and I all I could say to them - Who are you? Who are we but the memories we made.
