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my life can best be described as a comedy of Erin’s
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- two men were leaving the bar as my roomie and I walked in and one of them said “want to go back in?” … lol just lmao
- I’ve always wanted to eat ballistics gel thank you for the tip.UM ok i just discovered the best high protein low cal 0 sugar dessert snack… which basically involves making jelly with gelatin and ur fave protein water mix…. shook? and it tastes amazing
- really wanted a fried chicken breakfast sandwich but I had yogurt and fruit instead.
- described my dog as a “man of few words” and the uber driver didn’t laugh. gonna open the door on the freeway.
- there are kikis and boubas everywhere for those with eyes to seeimportant!
- saw a post from a Japanese dog account where the translated caption included the phrase “butt detective” but the timeline refreshed so I couldn’t save it. if you’ve seen this post please send it to me thank you.
- that 30 to 40 feral hogs guy remains one of the most vindicated main characters.I can’t stop thinking of this massive wild hog that was killed in Logan. I didn’t even know Logan had wild hogs.
- got so high I thought I knew someone named Ian
- stop drinking diet cokes with jokes and come drink coke zero with a hero.
- I paid $8 for this and it was worth every penny
00:00I need Homer Simpson to sing Zombie by The Cranberries - this and then getting a margarita tower >>>Incredible things are happening in Chicago
