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qntm
@qntm
There Is No Antimemetics Division // "Lena" (buy the book: qntm.org/vhitaos) // Absurdle // HATETRIS // ๐Ÿ‹
Joined September 2009
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    11 November 2025.
    Book cover: A vast, ruined monolith in a forest at sunset. Text: "THERE IS NO ANTIMEMETICS DIVISION. A NOVEL BY QNTM"
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    Legitimately curious to know how arachnophobes feel about this alteration
    lethal making a "arachnophobia mode" that just turns the spider into the WORD spider is the funniest shit ive seen from this game fuckk
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    "But doctor," the man cries, "it's only a few seconds long!" "Solution is simple," the doctor says. "Stay in the time loop until you undergo meaningful personal growth, like in Groundhog Day or Russian Doll." "But doctor," the man cries,
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    Discord's forced renaming of everybody is utterly brain-dead. "Username 'qntm' is unavailable. Try adding numbers..." It already had numbers, YOU GAVE ME THOSE NUMBERS
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    There's a prototypical Middle English Wikipedia and I love it
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    Portal 2 is 12 years old and GLaDOS is finally killing Wheatley
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    Heartwarming! This 2-year-old's family couldn't afford his $20,000 electric wheelchair, and their insurance didn't cover it. So, a high school robotics team burned down the insurer's headquarters
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    The actual part of this diagram we need to worry about
    xkcd #2347, "dependency", now with three of the largest dependencies in the stack labelled "Highly reliable major projects with massive teams... at Google"
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    Replying to @qntm
    I say just make the whole game this way. It's a lot quicker. You don't need assets or monsters when players can read
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    For variety just write "HAIRY SPIDER", "BROWN SPIDER" etc. now and then
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    Our 100,000-core machine learning cluster has spent 2.5 million CPU years looking for innovative solutions to highway congestion AI: trains NO NOT LIKE THAT
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    You're NaN. I'm NaN. We are not the same
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    This is actually a really interesting question because it would be pretty straightforward to simulate, substituting a chess computer for Kasparov, and I am tempted to actually do this for real
    This started a civil war in my chess chat between the cynics and the believers
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    A group of hedgehogs is called an array, which means that everything in an array is a hedgehog, I don't make the rules