the observatory i volunteer at is next to a big lake so we get lots of drunk boaters wandering in during the summer, last night a guy stumbled up to the telescope and asked me 'so saturn, that's the most magnanimous planet, right'
this needs to be happening in america. chinese tourists need to be walking through my unlocked front door and going 'Wow! Americans really are fat and lazy!'
nobody is brave enough to make a "what's a 4chan post that's so embedded in your head that you make shorthand reference to it, even if people might not know what you're talking about" post, but this would be mine