The sitcom Malcolm in the Middle ends with Malcolm's mom telling him that she made his childhood painful on purpose so that when he grows up to become president of the United States his memories of suffering will stop him from betraying the working class
The greatest trick the devil ever played was taking the yolks out of six hard boiled eggs, mixing them with mustard and paprika, and spooning the mixture back in
[Me at age thirteen listening to Trent Reznor scream about the violent self-destruction and bottomless despair of heroin addiction] god this is just like going to middle school
You gotta respect Italy inventing all these perfect recipes 70 years ago then lying to everyone that they're hundreds of years old so that nobody fucks with them
Also she can't understand when French people talk very fast, so the English parts are dubbed to slow French and the French parts are dubbed to extra-fast French