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New short story by me in Harper’s!
Featuring three timeless literary themes: love, lying, and SantaCon.
Sunk Cost Pharisee
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- Damn that’s sick. I get the song nowBlue Ridge Mountains, Virginia, USA.
- that’s gay abortion devil. he’s a muslim immigrantClosing ceremony of the Olympics. Wtf is this?
- Black don’t crack
- There are two places to live: Dubai and Transylvania“Why don’t you move to Dubai?” Average day in Transylvania:
- Can’t believe she didn’t tell him. He sounds like a stable guy who can handle anything
- This is how it works. You can go ahead and do thisI wish relationships had free trials I just wanna experience how it is for like 2 weeks and if I like it ill continue my membership
- You’ll never be clean. Just how it is. Sorry!this is why you should do a 15min baking soda soak to clean ur produce🤮
Readers added contextStrawberries contain a type of water-soluble pigment known as “anthocyanins.” These pigments change color in response to pH changes. The brown color of the water is due to the pigment changing color in the presence of the baking soda, not dirt. en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthocyan… 
ok but what kind of "new england nationalist" are you- Women get so mad. A long time ago a girl I was dating and I were arguing and I told her to put herself in my shoes and she did a funny walk and said, “These are too big for me and my boyfriend is an asshole.” She was still furious tho. She was doing a physical gag apoplectically
- This is way sadder than being a furry
