Just had my first stupid reply to a pregnant wife.
Wife: Does this outfit look stupid?
Me: You're pregnant. People will understand.
I deeply regret this grievous error in judgement.
Jon Papavaritis
27.5K posts
- Replying to @RussianEmbassy @XSovietNews and 10 othersYou don't have to run propaganda for targeting a maternity ward. I'm sure this is not how you envisioned your foreign service career panning out. You can stop at any moment.
- Replying to @LACaldwellDC and @SpeakerPelosiHow can we expect Americans to make sacrifices when our leaders refuse to make sacrifices? I promise you @HouseGOP and @HouseDemocrats, your new members will survive without the dinner.
- Late converts to Trumpism having to double down on stupid stuff like this to prove their loyalty is going to be a great space for comedy over the next four years.Tom Hanks always wants to pretend he’s the likable everyman but he’s as hate mongering of regular Americans as any host on msnbc. Good luck becoming less and less culturally relevant by the second bro.
- Replying to @papavaritisJust want to point out my wife is great. After pointing out the stupidity of what I said, she started laughing.
- Replying to @NoahpinionI can keep generating this meme all day with all the premature takes out there.
- Replying to @jelani9As a kid, I thought everyone with a high paying job and/or a postgraduate degree was very competent. That lasted for about two weeks after I entered the white collar workforce.
- Replying to @AroundtheHorn and @jadandeI don't think J.A. Adande knows why China choosing a member of the Uyghur minority is notable.
- This is an unexpected crossover and I'm 100% here for it.On this one year anniversary of the invasion, I'm reminded of the ways we are all so similar. Here is the first song available from my new project. This is "Same Here". Featuring Pres. Volodymyr Zelenskyy (@ZelenskyyUa) strm.to/SameHere
- Replying to @HolmesJoshThe idea of dealing with Herschel Walker as a colleague for six years does take some of the sheen off winning a senate seat.
- Replying to @CNLiberalism and @ne0liberalAny "immigration is intellectual theft from black and brown countries" takes yet?
- Replying to @DrEricDing and @notlarrysabatoLet your kid watch Paw Patrol.
