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Matt Mitchell
@olboyunclemitch
Supervising Producer @SharpOrSquare_ @TheVolumeSports Bald dad. Bills fan. Weekday afternoon gambling enthusiast. Formerly: Action Network. Opinions my own.
Milwaukee, WI
Joined September 2010
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    Matt Mitchell
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    Dec 25, 2023
    I say this as a father & a fan THIS is the greatest & most appropriate thing an opposing player can do in a road game
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    Brad Ziegler
    @BradZiegler
    Dec 25, 2023
    Jack Jones wins the Biggest Prick in the Entire NFL Award. Offers a ball to a kid, then pulls it away when the kid reaches for it.
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    According to Jones, he took the ball away because an adult (who is viewable near the end of the clip before it cuts) tried to take the ball away from the kid he was going to give it to. twitter.com/presidentjacc/…
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    Matt Mitchell
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    Jun 9, 2020
    Marlin: [swimming in ocean] MJ: Get in this fucking boat Marlin: [continues swimming] MJ: [narrating 22 years later] that’s when it got personal for me
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    TMZ
    @TMZ
    Jun 9, 2020
    Michael Jordan Catches 442-lb. Blue Marlin In $3 Million Fishing Tournament dlvr.it/RYK14S
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    Matt Mitchell
    @olboyunclemitch
    Jan 10, 2022
    Another Kliff Kingsbury regular season in the books! Let’s update how he’s ended every season as head coach '14: lost 4 of 5 '15: lost 4 of 6 '16: lost 6 of 8 '17: lost 6 of 8 '18: lost 5 of 5 '19: lost 7 of 9 '20: lost 6 of 9 (1 win by Hail Mary) ‘21: lost 4 of 5
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    Matt Mitchell
    @olboyunclemitch
    Jul 22, 2024
    Replying to @ChicagoCritter
    To be clear: this is the mini @Wienermobile which operates on a Mini Cooper build and is used much more rarely than its larger sister fleet of full-sized vehicles
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    Matt Mitchell
    @olboyunclemitch
    Dec 20, 2021
    Normalize betting your Child Tax Credit on bowl games
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    Matt Mitchell
    @olboyunclemitch
    Apr 4, 2023
    Now this here is a graphic, boy
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    Matt Mitchell
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    Apr 26, 2025
    As someone holding a big Sanders +700 to CLE ticket from Tuesday, this may be the single electric , wall-to-wall funniest win of my entire sad life
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    Matt Mitchell
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    Feb 21, 2020
    My wife and I both work from home. We just had conf calls begin at the same time. Hers: "Thanks everyone for joining me this morning." Mine: "What's up, you fuckin' degenerates?"
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    Matt Mitchell
    @olboyunclemitch
    Apr 3, 2023
    Replying to @latkedelrey
    I have an uncle who worked in a big office in the ‘90s and hated the HR lady who always took pics at mandatory gatherings He then told her he was a Druid, and that being photographed violated his religion, and she stopped immediately and forever
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    Matt Mitchell
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    Mar 5, 2022
    Replying to @Prince_Swaray and @DragonflyJonez
    Did you see him buying that cow? This guy is crushing it. Fish scale for the whole team indeed
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    Matt Mitchell
    @olboyunclemitch
    Mar 21, 2020
    My wife just gave birth. This little girl is perfect. But birth certificate lady can’t even come to the room. It’s a wild time to be in a hospital. But lemme tell ya, none of that seems to matter at all.
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    Matt Mitchell
    @olboyunclemitch
    Dec 21, 2021
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    Matt Mitchell
    @olboyunclemitch
    Jan 10, 2025
    Quarterback for Penn State
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    @dfarecs
    @lethalrejection
    Jan 9, 2025
    what’s a good career for people with no motivation or talent
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    Matt Mitchell
    @olboyunclemitch
    Dec 27, 2024
    Diego Pavia plays like he’s fully thought it thru and is willing to lay down his life on the field if that’s what it takes An absolute zealot of a college QB, like he climbed out of a WW2 bomber, winked at a cheerleader, put out of cigarette and put on his pads
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