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Paloma Diamond’s Fan Club President
@ohjasminee
doula. my momma never taught me how to play spades so that’s why I am the way I am. she/her. ✡️♌️ 🏳️‍🌈.✨ my thoughts are my own✨
Lawnguyland, NY
Joined January 2009
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    I just....I love being black so much. I love myself. I love black women. I love our strength and beauty and our magic.
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    You know what? I respect the commitment to demanding attention.
    This is Kevin. He puts his frisbee in the way so his human is forced to throw it for him. 14/10 downright genius tactics
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    Gotta tip my hat to a G when I see one I fear
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    Replying to @offbeatorbit
    I feel like the human body shouldn’t be able to do this
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    Replying to @SlymmSupreme
    Literally every sentence went from worse to worser to worsest
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    Replying to @madamenamio
    What’s your CashApp so I can send you coffee money for tomorrow! Bc I stan lmao
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    Replying to @earthlykisssed
    He went from full New Yorker to “🥹Talk about my baby??? Why didn’t you lead with that omg yes🥹🥹”
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    Replying to @zedonarrival
    Like there’s literal quantifiable data and everything 😭😭😭one or two would be a coincidence but this man has a SYSTEM
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    Replying to @nicspalate1
    Whatever is in Megan’s knees she got in her wrists!! Either that or sorcery bc babyyyyyy!!!
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    Replying to @ohjasminee and @madamenamio
    If y’all are compelled to uplift this queen and cover her coffee the rest of the week her cash tag is $madamenamio
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    Replying to @Glamazon1026
    And sure did snatch them looks back from beyond Glory when he started acting up
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    Replying to @SomaKazima
    There is a Chinese person at her daycare/school that don’t play about that lil girl😭
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    Replying to @SpkrShutUp @iCoerceTv and @asianting_
    imma keep it real with ya…I’m not even sure I would tell God about this story let alone a therapist 😭
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    Replying to @thecindynoir
    You have to be a psychic, a psychologist, graphic designer and a magician to get a job today. Truth is I’m tired.