nypd be like "who you gonna believe?? us, or these videos from multiple vantage points shot in 1080p??"
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@zedonarrival
eliminated first on america's next top best friend
Joined August 2009
- there's no phenomenon on this planet more reliable than leonardo dicaprio breaking up with his girl by age 25, the stats are breathtaking
- big forehead representation
- SPOTTED: nobody. looks like social distancing is the name of the game and our upper east siders are lonier than Lonely Boy himself - but could something be brewing behind those walls? xoxo gossip girlupper east siders listen to directions
- if anyone cares about local drama, three bunnies were dumped in prospect park and, after cross examining their fur colors, people found out they were the same ones used by anna delvey’s team for her photoshoot 😭
- reading that the teenager that died in the submarine was terrified of going and only did it to make his dad happy for father’s day i’m gonna throw up
- thinking about that girl who said she makes her account private before bed because it's like locking your door at night... what a galaxy brain move...
- huge news.. i’ve had chips for 5 years and this week she finally started sitting on my lap which i previously accepted she’d never do in her life
- they found the dismembered remains of a child in his car on sept 8 and he continued his tour playing 5 more shows since then…?TMZ reports that singer D4vd has a matching “Shh…” tattoo with the body of a 15-year-old girl discovered in his Tesla. The girl’s mother told TMZ that her daughter had been missing for over a year and had a boyfriend named David. (tmz.me/ZttWZEx)
- i was never conscious why job postings emphasized "must be able to lift 20 lbs" for office jobs til someone pointed out it's a tactic to discriminate against disabled people 🤢 now it's all i see
- thinking about how 2020 gave us more taylor swift studio albums than government stimulus checks
- i can't watch war movies without thinking about how the horses didn't sign up for any of that
- every child's life journey involves a major event that changes their mind about being a marine biologist
