Number Talker 0️⃣1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣🇨🔼 (@numbertalker) / X

Number Talker 0️⃣1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣🇨🔼

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Number Talker 0️⃣1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣🇨🔼

@numbertalker

Keep America Great 🔴 ever cynical, often satirical

Cave of the Stimmers

Joined July 2020

Number Talker 0️⃣1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣4️⃣🇨🔼
@numbertalker
Jan 8, 2025
Replying to @realspitfire
i'll give him a break because he's having a bad day. but imagine this mindset in a famine. "okay i get that everyone's starving, but i'd like to get to the REAL grocery store where everyone else can't go. how's about it, guys?"
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@numbertalker
Mar 19, 2025
Replying to @amuse
mm hmm. "violence breaks out", yeah. no mention of the perp. it's just this invisible, intangible VIOLENCE that's at fault. very very common journalistic trick
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@numbertalker
Apr 18, 2024
Replying to @HazelAppleyard
i love you honey but sometimes i get lonely and anyway its just a few thousand per month and anyway money's a little tight lately so have you thought of getting a second job?
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@numbertalker
Jun 9, 2025
Replying to @reddit_lies
the best is when they spend more time explaining why they're not going to help then it would take them to just copy-paste the answer the person wants
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@numbertalker
May 12, 2024
Replying to @HazelAppleyard
i like how he knows immediately that the other person is trans but when someone clocks him his first reaction is shock. "how did they know?"
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@numbertalker
Mar 16, 2025
Replying to @ripx4nutmeg
you women think you have it bad with your PMS??? move ASIDE, ladies. i'm a MAN and i've got it ten times worse because i've got the double-D version and sometimes i dont even get my pills. obviously i dont have a job but i'm working out a way to blame you wimmenz for that too
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@numbertalker
May 15, 2025
Replying to @RealJessica05
it seems people are just now acknowledging what i was saying 15 years ago .... that self-checkouts are a huge loss for the stores, which they tolerate only because it brings in more customers overall
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@numbertalker
Aug 6, 2025
Replying to @_HMSP
👩‍🍳Oh, you want the BACON bacon cheeseburger! 🤷‍♂️no, I want the regular bacon cheeseburger. 👩‍🍳Well, you realize that doesnt have bacon on it, right? 🤷‍♂️so why do you call it that? 👩‍🍳Because you can put bacon on it! that'll be $17 please
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@numbertalker
May 29, 2025
Replying to @DelusionPosting
as if the crime just goes away when you change your name. "haha theyll never get me now!!" this person perhaps dreams of such a world
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@numbertalker
Mar 16, 2024
Replying to @HazelAppleyard
maybe it's not too late for him to rediscover himself as a humiliation fetishist. "let's go, baby, wait'll you see what I've got waiting for you!"
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@numbertalker
Feb 24, 2025
Replying to @uncle_deluge
from the people who think the South is somehow entirely white and yet at the same time oppressing millions of blacks
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@numbertalker
Apr 13, 2025
Replying to @EricLDaugh
without illegal immigration, there is no Democratic party. if Trump can't win in the courts (it's anyone's guess) we'll do our best to send them to Martha's Vineyard type places where they won't bother the actual working class Americans
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@numbertalker
Jul 24, 2025
Replying to @dr_moonie
i've heard stories about this happening in schools during lockdown era when the teachers didnt know how to use the software so the kids got full access and started muting each other and the teacher
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@numbertalker
Apr 3, 2024
Replying to @AverageSteveS and @iamyesyouareno
yes, theyre not citizens. Japan already did this in the 1980s with Persians and then sent them all back when they were no longer useful. Japan is not Western and is not so easily pushed around as we are. I think they will be fine
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