Went to a new burger joint.
Cheeseburger: $10
Bacon cheeseburger: $12
Order bacon cheeseburger
Waitress: “FYI, bacon is extra”
“Well, yeah, it costs $2 more”
“No, there’s an upcharge”
She says getting bacon on a bacon cheeseburger is an extra $2.50 on top of the price
1/4
Henry
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- Replying to @_HMSPI just shook my head, laughed, and walked out Y’all, an incompetent front of house will kill a restaurant far faster than subpar food because people may forget a disappointing meal, but they never forget terrible service. 4/4
- Replying to @_HMSP“I know it costs extra, that’s the price difference between a regular burger and a bacon burger” “No, the price doesn’t include bacon” Once again, I ask what the $2 is for then and once again, he says it’s because bacon costs more I was caught in a circular reasoning loop 3/4
- Replying to @_HMSPAssume that the waitress is new and doesn’t know the initial $2 covers the bacon She flags a manager Manager comes over and says bacon costs extra I say I know, $2 He says no, that doesn’t cover bacon I ask what it’s for then I shit you not: “Because bacon costs extra” 2/4
- Replying to @_HMSPThis is doing numbers and I don’t have squat to promote, so go check out my boy @TheMiddleborne’s online shop and get a badass, handcrafted Made In The USA wooden sword for you and your kids (link to his online shop will be in the bio)
- Replying to @pboldosserThat occurred to me on the drive home and yeah, that may have broken the loop. However, I was dumbfounded by what I was hearing at the time and too engrossed in unpacking their empirical reasoning.
- Replying to @elrama_Replying to @pboldosserThat occurred to me on the drive home and yeah, that may have broken the loop. However, I was dumbfounded by what I was hearing at the time and too engrossed in unpacking their empirical reasoning.
- Replying to @idrawrobots and @JonnyMicroI did wind up laughing but it was more of a “society isn’t going to make it” laugh
GIF - Replying to @TheMiddleborneAs a former waiter: - Table of 6 or more and it’s all women: work like a dog, minimal tip - Table of 6 or more and it’s all men: super chill, awesome tip I’m hardly misogynistic but it’s so damn true every damn time
- Replying to @DoctorOfRadostThat’s the obvious solution, of course, but I was too dumbfounded to think of itReplying to @pboldosserThat occurred to me on the drive home and yeah, that may have broken the loop. However, I was dumbfounded by what I was hearing at the time and too engrossed in unpacking their empirical reasoning.
- Replying to @Law_and_EconOMG, yes! I may go back just to do that: “I want a bacon cheeseburger, hold the bacon.”
- Replying to @permdudeBased on my experience, I’m not confident they wouldn’t have responded with “no, you have to order the bacon burger if you want bacon.”

