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I’ve used this adorable octopus trucking his ass off 4 times in separate places tonight and I love his unstoppable energy and you know what this guy on his way is my spirit animal in 2020
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Jon 🔬
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Jon 🔬
@JonnyMicro
Clinical microbiologist by day. Cheese aficionado and geek all the time. I have been, and always shall be, your friend. Opinions are mine alone. Love my kids.
- The men who died on Normandy’s beaches watching France do a transvestite Last Supper at the Olympics
- “Ok but why carbonite? Why not just take him out completely? What’s the thinking behind that?” “CHOPA SO REEPA SOLO SA DU SCHUTTA AN JEE OOHHHOHOHO”
- I notice you didn’t Google how to buy ticketsDecided to google WNBA salaries before the draft and I actually want to die what the hell.
- Anonymous is officially on the side of big government lmaoBig things coming for Musk’s teenage felons, they have until Feb 12 to comply and delete all the data they stole.
- “Reclaiming the flag” is hilarious considering y’all think anyone who flies it is a white supremacist
- Almost nothing pisses me off more than leftwing douchebags trying to rebrand WWII veterans as Antifa
- Ladies get you a man who loves you as much as this guy loves trains
00:00 - Replying to @lllliattttImagine posting this thinking you’re the good guy
- Replying to @SRuhleFact checking JD Vance’s egg numbers after scissoring Kamala on national television is wild
- I always love the “this made up story confirms my politics are correct” genre of thinking
