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@nobody_
May 5
hey new york friends!! me, @Based_d0ll, and a bunch of other friends are throwing a massive rave this thursday hardcore, hard dance, breakcore, some jungle. all taking place on a several-million dollar soundsystem🔥 come thru!! tickets on sale at
CYBERIA at Signal, New York City ⟋ RA
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@nobody_
Dec 16, 2024
during the pandemic, i had a lot of free time and decided i'd make "learning to cook" my goal for the lockdown. some ~3 weeks in, i decide to try making pizza. the online recipe calls for "four cloves of garlic". what's a "clove"? i have no idea. i added four heads of garlic.
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@nobody_
Dec 16, 2024
Replying to @nobody_
what's unfortunate is that this is simply, hands down the greatest pizza that i have ever had in my life. but let me tell you: in a month that almost entirely consisted of people panicking, screaming, and dying - i'm pretty sure this pizza is 90% of what kept me mentally sane.
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@nobody_
Dec 16, 2024
Replying to @adrusi
yes, and retrospectively i'm kind of amazed that it wasn't overwhelmingly garlicky- i think maybe because there were a bunch of really strong, rich flavors for it to bounce off of: handmade buttery crust, a cheese blend of high-quality cheeses, a mixture of fresh tomatoes & paste
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@nobody_
Dec 16, 2024
Replying to @NataliaFinnVT
no wonder i've been striking out with all the pretty vampires at the goth clubs
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@nobody_
Apr 23, 2023
Replying to @elonmusk and @parafactual
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@nobody_
Dec 16, 2024
Replying to @TheOldSchoolLib
very much so! i think it helped that the garlic all went into the sauce, so it was first sautéed, then possibly boiled down in the sauce, and then baked extensively - giving it a lot of time for all of the more astringent flavors to mellow out a bit.
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@nobody_
Apr 22, 2023
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@nobody_
Nov 22, 2023
Famous Chicago nightclub Berlin closes its doors after its union demands $70/hr for its bartenders, up from $57/hr. Kind of inevitable if you just repeatedly hire people whose entire political ideology consists of indiscriminately lashing out at businesses. Still, unfortunate.
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@nobody_
Feb 25, 2025
sometimes i feel like people forget that the really bad thing about the nazis wasn't the racism or even the dictatorship but like, the murder. the many, many murders. the sheer lack of regard for the value of human life. leading to the thing that is bad: murder.
Jack
@tracewoodgrains
Feb 24, 2025
of all the grotesque developments in modern culture, the fandom culture that's risen up around a murderer is perhaps the one that leaves the worst taste in my mouth the half-trolling-Nazi-salutes from the right are gross and bad. murder fan club is worse. simply reprehensible
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@nobody_
Nov 25, 2024
me casually clicking to see why chris chan is trending in the year 2024
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@KiwiFarmsDotNet
Nov 24, 2024
Chris-Chan claims that his Finnish girlfriend, Flutter, is pregnant and due in Summer. kiwifarms.st/threads/flutte…
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@nobody_
Nov 1, 2022
i think my big problem is that i'm honestly just bored of my life. i decided to do literally the most exciting thing i could do and go out and travel the world. but barring the initial culture shock and novelty, the meme is pretty representative of reality.
nobody
@nobody_
Dec 16, 2024
Replying to @rebelempiricist
at the risk of dunking on mr. alton brown, this recipe does not inspire me with confidence: 1.5 hrs is lunacy unless you're dealing with the shaquille o'neal of poultry irene over here seems to have a better idea
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@nobody_
Jan 10, 2024
Replying to @kilovh
came into this thread ready to go on a long fact checking and dismantle some blatant antisemitism but... nope, you got it down really well. excellent work, op.
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