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@noahpasaran

Noah (he/him) | 29 | community organizer, socialist, irregular writer, internationalist demon twunk; @DSASocMaj 🇵🇷🌹

Los Angeles, the Big Orange!

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Joined August 2015

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@noahpasaran
Dec 1, 2025
DSA-LA elections are happening—I’m asking all DSA-LA members to vote for me and the Left Coast slate—@DSASocMaj and @DSACommunists members and a slew of independents running on a unity slate to turn our chapter into a mass movement, fight fascism, and win socialism! More below:
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@noahpasaran
Sep 10, 2024
honestly I was going to make a joke about JD Vance looking like John Wayne Gacy but Jesus fucking Christ this is uncanny
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@noahpasaran
May 31, 2024
algebra, coffee, astrolabe, Damascus steel, gristmills and sugarmills, tin-glazing, chemical synthesis, chess theory, cryptanalysis, hard soap, kerosene lamps, sodas (and flavored syrups for same), syringes, literally the number system you use,
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@SuspectFed
May 30, 2024
Name a single thing Muslims invented.
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@noahpasaran
Nov 2, 2025
A society that replaces historians with AI is a society that is committing suicide
Nathen Amin ✒️📚
@NathenAmin
Nov 2, 2025
Value your historians and support their written work, because AI is coming for us 😬.
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@noahpasaran
Mar 2, 2024
finding out the term “Debbie downer” was coined on SNL is one of those real facts that do not seem congruent with the world
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@noahpasaran
May 11, 2024
it would suck to live in Ancient Greece. you’re making a smoothie at Greek Jamba Juice and a customer goes “you’re so good at making smoothies! perhaps even better than the gods” and suddenly Opora, the goddess of fruit harvests, has turned you into a mango
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@noahpasaran
Feb 22, 2025
cannot stress enough this is a real cardinal
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@noahpasaran
Jul 5, 2025
no!! don’t form a right wing party that takes about 6% of the conservative vote in every election!!! as a radical leftist I would be owned so badly by that!!
NewsWire
@NewsWire_US
Jul 5, 2025
MUSK: TODAY, THE AMERICA PARTY IS FORMED TO GIVE YOU BACK YOUR FREEDOM
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@noahpasaran
Nov 1, 2022
hate this stupid cooking discourse. being able to cook is a prerequisite for me dating someone. at the very least be able to chop vegetables and say “yes chef” when I ask you to sweat an onion. maybe wear a hot little apron. where was I going with this
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@noahpasaran
Jul 10, 2025
YOUR WIFE WAS UNDOCUMENTED!!!!
U.S. Senator John Fetterman
@SenFettermanPA
Jul 10, 2025
ICE performs an important job for our country. Any calls to abolish ICE are 💯 inappropriate and outrageous.
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@noahpasaran
Jul 9, 2025
illinois, a famously English word,
Rep. Mary Miller
@RepMaryMiller
Jul 9, 2025
In America, we speak ENGLISH — and that goes for truck drivers, construction workers, factory employees, store clerks, delivery drivers, warehouse crews, and everyone in between. If you live and work here, you should speak the language of our country.
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@noahpasaran
Jun 30, 2023
they made it legal to discriminate against me based on a fucking FAKE CASE today I’m losing my fucking MIND
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@noahpasaran
Jun 28, 2024
Okay are you going to do literally anything about it
Senate Judiciary Democrats 🇺🇸
@JudiciaryDems
Jun 28, 2024
BREAKING: Justice Thomas fails to recuse himself from Chevron cases, despite secretly participating in donor summits organized by the Koch brothers.
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@noahpasaran
Feb 23, 2024
you can’t call it “folk” music anymore, because of Woke. you have to call it folx music. [tearing up] and you have to play on the banjx
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