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House ⚔️
@mrmatthouse
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    when some dude replies to your egirl first
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    174 pictures of my girl and 1 empty in case I find a cool rock
    What would you keep in the 175 pocket jacket?
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    moo deng is a lifestyle icon and i need all of yall to get onboard: - inexplicably moist at all times - slightly blurry in most photos - probably screaming or sleeping - round
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    puffer snoopy you have to stop. ur jacket too puffy, your icing lines too clean, your beanie too cozy. they’ll eat you
    puffer snoopy u can eat :•)
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    rolliepollies be like fuck it we ball
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    hey there delilah what’s it like in new orc city
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    pour up (josh), head shot (josh) sit down (josh), stand up (josh) pass out (josh), wake up (josh) faded (josh), faded (josh)
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    give a man a baja and he blasts for a day, teach a man to baja and he blasts for a lifetime
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    take me down to the orc city where the grass is green and the girls are also green
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    i wish i could steal things from amazon
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    Replying to @cottoncandaddy
    fellas is it gay to use a knife
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    Replying to @SherylGalizwed
    the rest of the marvel cinematic universe
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    Replying to @stupidassbroad
    just happy to be included