Can’t believe lockdown gave me the best part of 2 years to diet and save up and I done neither xx now what
Morgan
8,868 posts
- I’d rather be going the Cecil Hotel than work today
- More embarrassing for whoever has sold the video than him to be honestTelly star Rylan Clark has been filmed demanding “gear” on a night out and then said: “Delete that now or I will f****** kill you!”
00:00 - The best role in the school nativity was an angel. The girls who get it, get it
- Does anyone else get sensory overload when they’re hormonal ?? I hear someone laughing too loud and nearly start crying 😵💫😵💫
- Whenever I’m sad I just think of the £80 grinch who wrecked that womans living room last Christmas and smile
- If you see an accident happen and you think it’s a normal response to get your phone out and record somebody recieving chest compressions you need to have a word with yourself 🤧
- Honestly best advice ever is to just get rid of anybody who doesn’t value you whether that’s friends, partners, etc get them binned absolute negative vibes x
- Men go on and on about women believing in zodiac signs and crystals because they’re “not real” but will put a hole in the wall over Fifa … which is actually not real
- I suddenly see the logic behind the CGI monkey. That looks more like Robbie Williams than any actor ever couldAnd what if I told you BETTER MAN is a masterpiece? What then?
- I’m sorry but it’s not Kendall Jenners fault you don’t look like her if you’re so arsed put the donuts down and do a workout I proper don’t understand peoples mindset
