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Beat the odds, do numbers and remain humble
MJ⭐️
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- That spoon exists in every householdMay I never grow up 🤣🤣
- As soon as you send me a sticker, our conversation begins🤣as soon as you send me a sticker our conversation is over
Kama uko town please toka sahi. There's a threat making its way there as we speak. Niko kwa mat na sitaki nikifika watu wafaint when they see this fresh haircut I have- “Some dude we met”
Nitajinyonga mimi - These guys are throwing around dangerous words like “mzinga ingine”😭
- Hizi CV nikama itabidi niongeze -I’m the first born child
- Kama uko town please toka sahi. There's a threat making its way there as we speak. Niko kwa mat na sitaki nikifika watu wafaint when they see this fresh haircut I have
- Mpishi auliwehear me out, ugali mayai but instead of cooking separately you add the mayai to the ugali while cooking...so now you have a giant ugali mayai thingy...
- Once I see someone with that black dye after a haircut najua tu huyo ni fala😂😂
- Could’ve been Kenya🥲
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