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- not my mum introducing me to a random boy ati this is my daughter, whole time manz is my 🔌😭..naisha
- not me helping my brother look for his holiday assignment (niliwashia jiko juzi unknowingly 😭) before the house turns into a hmicide scene
- gunshots, theft, physical attacks now rape??!!! I weep for my country😭
- not my parent inquiring about my boyfriend's tribe, wait till she finds out I'm the boyfriend 😭
- blankets and wine, man u kits, man city away kit, brentford away kit,tottenham away kit, flowers for my girl, chan24, aish... 1 million naiba wapi 😭
- hear me out, ugali mayai but instead of cooking separately you add the mayai to the ugali while cooking...so now you have a giant ugali mayai thingy...
- found a pregnancy kit among her stuff, it was positive, w|w relationship..never been more shocked 😂...
- ability to not hear, read or see MEN'S opinions on serious matters (esp where WOMEN are victims)🕯️🕯️ 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
- sai ukiniongelesha labda ushout juu locs zimefunika maskio 🤭
- trying to pull the Atlanta accent then the 'baka mafta' Eastleigh accent shows up 😭😭😂😂..naisha mbayaa
- nimeumizwa na wakanitoka simu mahn,,,fuckin hell
