michelle (on break)
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☆Agent of Whimsy
☆ Writer of funny silly sassy spicy romcoms👇
- my husband and I started calling each other BAE as a joke when it first came about then we never stopped now it’s permanently installed and so dear reader, I beg you… 𝘑𝘖𝘒𝘌 𝘈𝘉𝘖𝘜𝘛 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘖𝘜𝘛𝘊𝘖𝘔𝘌𝘚 𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝙒𝘼𝙉𝙏
- ok i did this and in retrospect, are those even cinnamon rolls in the original video? why are they YELLOW inside?
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01:15My cinnamon roll game just went through the roof. - pretending not to have needs is a form of emotional unavailability
- senior year of college we were assigned a term paper in digital culture class. i went to the teacher and asked if i could make a documentary instead. fast forward to term paper presentation day: I show my doc, and my classmates are pissed they weren’t “allowed” to make a movieIt's pretty crazy the extent to which people's lives is literally bottleneck by their imagination of what their life can be. Like there was tweet floating around about "what hobbies are there past 25 besides cooking and exercising" and someone quote-posting, saying how they
- playing roblox with my kid and another player comes over to me and asks for free fruit. i give him something. then he says “come” and walks away, so i follow. he has a crazy garden with stuff i don’t have. it was a kindness test. i passed, so he let me pick a fruit of my choice
- kind of want to host a party just to put unhinged shit like this in the spread
- people with low self worth hurt others without understanding why… because they struggle to imagine that their actions are that meaningful
- Last night I told my 7 yr old that something was “too complicated to explain” and she just went really still and quiet, staring off at nothing before saying “I don’t care.” “You don’t care about what?” “That it’s too complicated to explain. Explain it to me.” 😳🥹✨
- Replying to @9chabardhubs and I realized he has one after I shared this tweet. it is said in the same way one night when booping a nose.
- in my healthiest relationships, i feel a gentle yearning to be close, the way a plant slowly leans towards sunlight. there is no grasping, binging, desperate longing. instead, a calm connection, a steadfast desire for really and truly alive moments of seeing and being seen.
- Replying to @michelleakinyou can just ask for things you can just do things
- what are some questions to ask an 8 year old when they arrive home from school, other than, "how was school?" ? [i would love ideas from parents and non-parents alike]
- people actually tell on themselves a lot, but the trick is you have to listen







