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@metricalfoot
Oh my name it ain't nothin'. My age it means less. The country I come from is called the Midwest
Chicago
Joined October 2009
- I feel like not enough people are talking about the fact that we have ruined Halloween for children. It’s like 90% for adults now and they shunt the kids off to some parking lot on a random Sunday afternoon in October for a 25 minute “trunk or treat” in a plastic Paw Patrol mask
- Replying to @metricalfootMy mind aches. My heart breaks. My soul shakes. It has been 9 months and 12 days since I saw a man dressed in a Tigger costume
- It’s absolutely unhinged that Phoenix is the fifth largest city in the US. Just deeply unserious
- After Japan was forcibly reopened, lots of scholars of western studies (who had spent tons of time learning Dutch to read western books) were depressed to find out that Dutch was not a widely spoken language and the Netherlands was not considered a powerful country
- Imagine needing to see working class 20 year olds dressed as Baloo the Bear every fucking year
- do people just straight up think that the patina over copper is grime or dirt or something?unironically tho [norman_rockwell_painting.jpg] i think governments should take care of national monuments
- It’s kind of wild that everybody shits on him as though he has no talent in the abstract when he’s clearly extremely popular among his peers and his comedy partner and best friend has been like the most popular stand up the past decade
- Replying to @shreyabasu003"normalize being rude to your friends and family" is a whole genre of vacuous self care advice
- The family in Home Alone live in the wealthiest and most exclusive suburb of the third largest city in the country and it is suggested that the father is a businessman who splits his time between Chicago and Paris.Working on vacation plans and thinking about how an ordinary middle-class family used to be able to afford a first class trip to Paris for 12.
- Unironically, I think the zoomer disinterest in sports has been one of the worst things to ever happen to our society. These teenagers should be watching SportsCenter and arguing about the NBA playoffs but instead they spent all their time on YouTube getting indoctrinatedWhich way, insecure western male teenager?
- you ever stop and think about 95% of these are the result of some really stupid Italian guy not remembering how to make pizza correctly in whatever small town he moved to in 1940
