uh oh she figured out that she's cute
Have just finished filming a news story with the BBC and have an interview with Rolling Stone later today. Blimey, what a day! Need a little lie down.
monk
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@mechanical_monk
improver of circumstances. good boy.
Europe
Joined August 2019
- the year is 2038. lk-99 has revolutionized computing, energy production, and battery manufacturing. the average website takes 10 seconds to load 500MB of javascript and a typical laptop draws a kilowatt of energy for a battery life of about 6 hours. there is still no new housing
- btw has anyone investigated the phenomenon where you lie down in bed with a woman and as you're looking into each other's eyes, about to kiss, she says "hi :-)" this has happened multiple times
- POV you live in Lisbon. you've had 8 or 10 drinks. it's 3 am. you're trying to go home
- wait a minute ppl were breeding animals and plants for specific features hundreds (thousands?) of years before Darwin or Mendel so… they had a theory of evolution? what was the pre-Darwinian understanding of heritable mutation and selection that enabled this?
- when you lie down to cuddle with a woman, she will either turn facing you, lie on her back, or turn away from you (to spoon) these constitute the 3 basic types of women
- one thing i find fascinating is the psychology of the en passant rule in chess chess has like 10 rules, and there are many people who (casually) play chess who not only somehow manage to learn 9 of those rules and skip exactly one, they also all manage to not learn the same one
- if i was a defense contractor i'd simply sleep with the hot chinese spy and NOT leave her alone in the room with my laptop lol like how hard is thatthis is the most realistic “foreign assets on US soil” shit because it DOES happen For us defense contractors we don’t wear our badges outside of work but you get the occasional pencil pusher at a bar right outside the corpo building get approached by the suspiciously loner
- Replying to @Duderichyi know my little sister (16 now) started skipping school a LOT after the pandemic
- studying conversation the way you study chess openings "if they go 'how are you', you play 'good, how are you'. now in this position the opponent has a few possible moves. for example after 'so how do you know [party organizer]', you can…"
- Replying to @mechanical_monkwhat if she turns to lay on her stomach
