the year is 2038. lk-99 has revolutionized computing, energy production, and battery manufacturing. the average website takes 10 seconds to load 500MB of javascript and a typical laptop draws a kilowatt of energy for a battery life of about 6 hours. there is still no new housing
btw has anyone investigated the phenomenon where you lie down in bed with a woman and as you're looking into each other's eyes, about to kiss, she says "hi :-)"
this has happened multiple times
wait a minute
ppl were breeding animals and plants for specific features hundreds (thousands?) of years before Darwin or Mendel
so… they had a theory of evolution? what was the pre-Darwinian understanding of heritable mutation and selection that enabled this?
when you lie down to cuddle with a woman, she will either turn facing you, lie on her back, or turn away from you (to spoon)
these constitute the 3 basic types of women
one thing i find fascinating is the psychology of the en passant rule in chess
chess has like 10 rules, and there are many people who (casually) play chess who not only somehow manage to learn 9 of those rules and skip exactly one, they also all manage to not learn the same one
this is the most realistic “foreign assets on US soil” shit because it DOES happen
For us defense contractors we don’t wear our badges outside of work but you get the occasional pencil pusher at a bar right outside the corpo building get approached by the suspiciously loner
studying conversation the way you study chess openings
"if they go 'how are you', you play 'good, how are you'. now in this position the opponent has a few possible moves. for example after 'so how do you know [party organizer]', you can…"