[Gets audited]
IRS agent: "It says here you bought this coin and made $60k on it. You didn't report taxes on that."
Me: "What coin are you talking about?"
IRS agent: "..."
Me: "Go ahead. Just say what the name of the coin is"
Dollar Jesus (Cash Maximalist Arc)
37.3K posts
Dollar Jesus (Cash Maximalist Arc)
@metaversehodl
Wassie at Federal Wassie Capital. Founder/Intern at Spreadsheet Monkes @xlmonkes and creator of Bitcoin Wassies.
The Fridge
Joined July 2021
- Replying to @PicturesFoIderThis was not my experience in Thailand
- Replying to @PicturesFoIderAny cop that asks not to be filmed while on duty should be fired immediately.
- You think this is an accident? Not a chance. Starbucks wants you in star debt so you will keep grinding for them, working ever harder to pay it off, taking high interest loans and odd jobs out of desperation. You think the Italian-American mafia died? They just went into coffee
- Replying to @boss_on_here“In America if you don’t tip, the waiter chases you out of the restaurant. 20% minimum. If you don’t have enough money for tip by dinner time you starve and die.” Joe: “well what if you tip like 18% instead. Can you do that?” “Yes, but they’ll post the receipt on Twitter”
- Replying to @GravantusFamily is so important in my culture. Other cultures that aren’t mine could never understand. We also do this thing where we save every plastic bag in a special plastic bag cupboard.
- Replying to @mcneesThe number of transistors that could fit in an integrated circuit must have been very small back then
- Replying to @poopswag34It’s important to do this at least once every two or three weeks to make sure nothings changed
- Replying to @brian_armstrongThe SEC has gone completely corrupt and evil. The bad news is we'll now have to build decentralized alternatives to do anything interesting. The good news is we'll now have to build decentralized alternatives to do anything interesting.
- Your CEO is in stables. Our CEO is in stables. We are not the same.
- Replying to @ArmandDoma-> Extremely disabled -> can’t use microwave -> orders doordash -> food comes -> restaurant started taping bag with anti-tamper tape during covid -> die of starvation Many such cases
- Replying to @718Tv and @GastropodGaming“Bless your heart” Bro. Can you not read?
