My husband keeps calling our unborn child Project 2025 and I think people are going to stop talking to us soon
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- No your dad was right this is how men should dress
- This is such a hilariously small payout to sell your soul overThis is why yall need to stop interacting with ppl like this
- Homegirl married Nandor
- Guy who both thinks the government is purposely trying to poison you with the sky but also will only do so with express permission of congressBest thing about government shutdowns… no chemtrails.
- People who mop their floors like this stress me out, you guys know it’s not any cleaner right??? It’s just going to give your floors water damage!!
- Replying to @mustachetoiletUnironically better than anything she’s ever actually done
- I’ve said it before but it bears repeating if you are a person who is frequently strapped for cash I do not recommend ever adopting a male cat
- Replying to @meowingabyss“I was just biking to the grocery store!” Your heart does not know the difference! It is exercise!
- Replying to @zedonarrivalPart of being a part is learning when it’s appropriate to burden your children with your feelings and when it isn’t, and this is absolutely a time where it is not appropriate at all. It’s emotional blackmail, he can’t win in this situation
- Replying to @elaifreshWhy is this documented like it’s a life hack and not just literally how to use a sodastream
- We sing “you are my sunshine” to our daughter almost every night and the other day I saw her in her playroom holding her baby doll and singing you are my sunshine to it
- Replying to @wxfflestompRight like those videos of those Mexican moms doing this do not live in builder grade houses in Kansas 😭
