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mel 🐝
@melbeeing
i’m your rival
New Orleans, LA
Joined January 2010
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    every cat is an angel or a bug
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    Some of y’all have never been yelled at by a middle-aged white lady about something wildly outside the realm of your pay grade while working in the service industry and it shows
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    Abby’s brain should be studied for science
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    Who’s got that one dance moms clip
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    Replying to @TMIN0793
    Wow do you know how hard it is to be the most obnoxious person in the room when Lena Dunham is there??
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    Replying to @Getthebagcoach
    Now im wondering how many twins are walking around with the wrong name - like one day the parents accidentally forgot who was who for the last time and it stuck forever
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    Replying to @BriMalandro
    king kunta πŸ₯²
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    Replying to @Cat0verlord1 and @consequence
    scientists within academia are held to extremely stringent standards when working with animal models and there is high regulatory oversight to ensure humane and ethical standards for the animals - I guess the same can’t be said for billionaires dicking around with animal models
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    for the longest time I thought she cooked her head. I didn’t understand why she would choose that method and how she was able to bear the heat long enough for it to kill her
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    Replying to @gabriellemrza
    you are clinically bad at jumping thru hoops? Here are three you must jump thru every month so you can get the thing that makes you slightly better at that. Also, good luck remembering you have to do this!
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    Replying to @BornAKang
    the teacher who finally had ENOUGH on the school field trip
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    Replying to @kayseeshuster
    my guy’s got socks he ain’t slick!
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    HOT GHOUL FALL thank you!! πŸ‘»