PinnedBRI@BriMalandroSep 7, 2019Played a small part in a pivotal moment in history this year. Got a chance to talk about it with @TexasMonthly and @danqdao 🤠💫 texasmonthly.com/the-culture/ye…1313220220820820
BRI@BriMalandroMay 31, 2020He’s not dead. That wasn’t his store. And he charged at them with a sword.1.7K1.7K84K84K283K283K
BRI@BriMalandroJul 9, 2020Do they really think these bad ass kids won’t purposely cough on each other if these schools reopen38738751K51K286K286K
BRI@BriMalandroDec 3, 2021I don’t like how if you do your job really well they start asking you to do other things for free because of it21421426K26K183K183K
BRI@BriMalandroApr 15, 2021I’ll never be a morning person but getting your errands done before 1pm is top tier, the birds be cheering you on and everything666624K24K166K166K
BRI@BriMalandroApr 12, 2020The girls just aren’t doing blasphemy like this anymore20620629K29K146K146K
BRI@BriMalandroFeb 10, 2025The amount of songs he did not perform in order to cater to the drama is what’s gagging me the most1771776.7K6.7K139K139K2.5M2.5M
BRI@BriMalandroAug 5, 2020Something about Megan doing whatever she wants and not letting anyone box her in sits right with my spiritFilm Updates Back-Up@TheFilmUpdatesAug 5, 2020Megan Thee Stallion has revealed that she is working on a screenplay for a horror film and that her dream collaboration is Jordan Peele: “[The movie I’m working on is] gonna be something that definitely blows your mind; you’ve never seen it before.”797921K21K125K125K
BRI@BriMalandroSep 9, 2025Waking up early is always beneficial you just gotta make it passed those first 10 minutes of being irritated14514512K12K120K120K1.9M1.9M
BRI@BriMalandroMar 21, 2022Lemme pause ‘Turning Red’ to explain to my child why this boy in the movie has a bandaid on his cheek1011015.1K5.1K100K100K
BRI@BriMalandroAug 22, 2020Damn y’all niggas need a place to stay that bad?Jeffree Star@JeffreeStarAug 22, 2020Thankful for all the blessings God has brought into my life this year 💯63763715K15K98K98K
BRI@BriMalandroApr 20, 202040k deaths in 50 days and the president posting random 240p memes at 7am this shit is terrible848416K16K95K95K