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BRI
@BriMalandro
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Joined March 2016
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    Played a small part in a pivotal moment in history this year. Got a chance to talk about it with @TexasMonthly and @danqdao 🤠💫 texasmonthly.com/the-culture/ye…
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    He’s not dead. That wasn’t his store. And he charged at them with a sword.
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    Do they really think these bad ass kids won’t purposely cough on each other if these schools reopen
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    I don’t like how if you do your job really well they start asking you to do other things for free because of it
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    I’ll never be a morning person but getting your errands done before 1pm is top tier, the birds be cheering you on and everything
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    The girls just aren’t doing blasphemy like this anymore
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    Nothing has ever made more sense
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    The amount of songs he did not perform in order to cater to the drama is what’s gagging me the most
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    Something about Megan doing whatever she wants and not letting anyone box her in sits right with my spirit
    Megan Thee Stallion has revealed that she is working on a screenplay for a horror film and that her dream collaboration is Jordan Peele: “[The movie I’m working on is] gonna be something that definitely blows your mind; you’ve never seen it before.”
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    Waking up early is always beneficial you just gotta make it passed those first 10 minutes of being irritated
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    Lemme pause ‘Turning Red’ to explain to my child why this boy in the movie has a bandaid on his cheek
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    Damn y’all niggas need a place to stay that bad?
    Thankful for all the blessings God has brought into my life this year 💯
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    “Bitch uh uh, where I’m goin?!” 💀
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    40k deaths in 50 days and the president posting random 240p memes at 7am this shit is terrible